You are not a real redneck if you've never

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Kizzy

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aps45819 said:
If you use hydrogen, they'll float up nice and high then make a big fireball.

How about ripping your pants on a nail while sliding down the barn roof and using a piece of wax paper to sit on for extra speed.
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How about jumping of the rafter of the barn, and upon landing in the hay, having a pitch fork go in your ankle. Boy that hurt <a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZN' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_11_2.gif' border=0></a>
 
Suz

Suz

33 yrs & we r still n luv
Pete said:
Gotten a bag of boiled peanuts from a roadside stand run by someone you know.

Thrown dirt clods at cows. (From behind a fence doesn't count.)

Had a cow pie squish up between the toes of a barefoot.

Snuck a mason jar of home canned peaches from the shelf in the garage and eaten the whole thing.

Rocked a chicken to sleep and left it in the yard.




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Oh my god!!! I love me some boiled green peanuts!!! Sure wish I could find some locally.............
 
Railroad

Railroad

Routinely Derailed
Suz' said:
Oh my god!!! I love me some boiled green peanuts!!! Sure wish I could find some locally.............
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I actually found some! Had to be at Giant or McKay's in Wildewood, or Food Lion next to K-Mart. (I only shop at those 3 stores). They come in standard-size cans. I ate the entire can by myself each time I warmed 'em up.
 
Pete

Pete

Repete
Ever try to boil your own peanuts. Around GA you can get raw peanuts just about anywhere. I was living in Memphis and went home on leave so I picked up a bag of raw peanuts. Took them back and decided to boil them myself. I boiled those damn things for about an hour.....still not even close to being done and not salty enough. Add more salt, boil for another hour, same thing. Added the rest of the box of salt and boiled longer. About 3 hours later I tossed the damn things in the woods.

Boiling peanuts is an art best left to professionals.
 
Pete

Pete

Repete
bresamil said:
According to what's been posted, I am officially not a redneck.
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Thats the deal, many claim to be but are not. You cannot claim to be a redneck while sipping on a Starbucks Pumpkin spice half caf double decaf caf and a half without foam, even if you are wearing a NASCAR T-shirt.

HOWEVER

If you uise the Starbucks cup for a spit cup later on that day the redneck status might be negotiable. :lol:

I grew up a hideous redneck but doubt I could pass muster now.
 
huntr1

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otter said:
Oh yeah, packed it tight into a aerosol can top, stuck a fuse in it and wrapped it up tight in electricians tape...bout double the power of an ashcan. :yay:
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I use film canisters, pyrodex, cannon fuse and electrical tape.
 
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carolinagirl

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Your not a redneck if you never

Sat on your front porch with your friends shooting homemade targets in your front yard, with a BB gun. :banana:

Drove longer than a country mile. (My husband who is from this area, had never heard this before he met me.)

Parked on a hill to jump start your five speed transmission car for weeks til you could get enough money to fix the damn starter or alternator. :killingme

Rode your horse to the local ballfield just to watch the game.
 
aps45819

aps45819

24/7 Single Dad
carolinagirl said:
We smeared them on the car windows. :cartwheel
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Made the mistake once of turning on the wipers after hitting one while driving. Instead of a glowing spot, you get a glowing arc.
 
Pete

Pete

Repete
I made a tater cannon :yay: PVC pipe, can of hairspray, book of matches freaking OUTSTANDING.


I think Boy needs to witness some of this. This weekend might be a good time to make another tater cannon. Afterall I have that bag of potatos just wasting away on the counter at home. :really:
 
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