You are not a real redneck if you've never

[Pete]

Shot a huge wasp nest with a can of ether.

 

[Ken King]

Shot the glass insulators off of power lines.

Dug up sassafras root and chewed it on the spot.

Chewed tobacco and spit for distance at traffic coming the other way while driving.

Brought the battery out of the truck into the campsite to power your 8-track player and played your one and only tape (Lynard Skynard) till the battery ran dead and had to push start the truck to get it going.

 

[Pete]

Used roofing tin to patch the holes rusted in the floorboard of a truck.

 

[RoseRed]

How about blowing up big trash bags with aceteline (SP?) and leave a long whick light it and go...... BOOM!!!

 

[Otter]

How about blowing up big trash bags with aceteline (SP?) and leave a long whick light it and go...... BOOM!!!

Cool a weekend project for me!!!

 

[Oz]

Shaved the family cat on Easter Sunday.

Redneck innuendo?

 

[Sharon]

Shot the glass insulators off of power lines.

 

[Pete]

How about blowing up big trash bags with aceteline (SP?) and leave a long whick light it and go...... BOOM!!!

My cousin and I were told to get something to burn a brush pile. We used gas, deisel, old motor oil and so on. Lit the match and FOOM !!

Well lets say we both got whopped, I had to wear a stocking cap for a month and he finally got back eyebrows 2 years later. :sad:

 

[RoseRed]

Cool a weekend project for me!!!

I had nothing to do with it, I just drove the car.

 

[Pete]

I shot a deer out the drivers side window while sitting on the passenger side of a car once. I wonder if that guy is still deaf?

 

[RoseRed]

My cousin and I were told to get something to burn a brush pile. We used gas, deisel, old motor oil and so on. Lit the match and FOOM !!

Well lets say we both got whopped, I had to wear a stocking cap for a month and he finally got back eyebrows 2 years later. :sad:

You missed the part where I drove the getaway car...

 

[Ken King]

I shot a deer out the drivers side window while sitting on the passenger side of a car once. I wonder if that guy is still deaf?

WHAT?

 

[Oz]

WHAT?

HE SAID HE SHOT A DEER OUT THE DRIVERS WINDOW FROM THE PASSENGER SIDE OF THE VEHICLE AND WONDERS IF THE DRIVER IS STILL DEAF.

 

[virgovictoria]

HE SAID HE SHOT A DEER OUT THE DRIVERS WINDOW FROM THE PASSENGER SIDE OF THE VEHICLE AND WONDERS IF THE DRIVER IS STILL DEAF.

*justblewasnotrocketatmonitorlaughingsohard*

 

[Ken King]

HE SAID HE SHOT A DEER OUT THE DRIVERS WINDOW FROM THE PASSENGER SIDE OF THE VEHICLE AND WONDERS IF THE DRIVER IS STILL DEAF.

Oh thanks OZ, nope not deaf anymore ever since I got the Miracle Ear.

 

[Oz]

Oh thanks OZ, nope not deaf anymore ever since I got the Miracle Ear.

WHAT ABOUT YOUR REAR?

 

[Ken King]

WHAT ABOUT YOUR REAR?

My rear is fine, have you seen my coke bottle glasses I now need because of that freaking muzzle flash?

 

[Christy]

Went ramp digging. (Have to be a WV redneck to know what the hell that is. )

 

[Mikeinsmd]

Cut open shotgun shells and used the gunpowder to make little bombs.

While duck hunting on the potomac, we'd cut the plastic of a shotgun shell all the way around near the brass and fire it at a raft of ducks sitting way out of range. The entire plastic would fire as a huge rifle slug and skip across the water... Made a cool hissing sound as it traveled thru the air...

 

[aps45819]

How about blowing up big trash bags with aceteline (SP?) and leave a long whick light it and go...... BOOM!!!

If you use hydrogen, they'll float up nice and high then make a big fireball.

How about ripping your pants on a nail while sliding down the barn roof and using a piece of wax paper to sit on for extra speed.