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AC/DC · Mar 10, 2005

aps45819 said:
Coated a silver dime with mercury from a broken thermometer.

Did you leave it at Cardoza??

aps45819 · Mar 10, 2005

AC/DC said:
Did you leave it at Cardoza??

I see that on the news with the guys in the white contanimation suits just to clean up a couple of drops of that stuff and I have to wonder how we managed to survive without the gubbermint protecting our every move.

Railroad · Mar 10, 2005

Had an old bathtub, car on cinderblocks, or farm implement rusting away in the yard for more than a year.

morganj614 · Mar 10, 2005

Railroad said:
Had an old bathtub, car on cinderblocks, or farm implement rusting away in the yard for more than a year.

Thank you, I finally found something to use..LOL

morganj614 · Mar 10, 2005

aps45819 said:
Coated a silver dime with mercury from a broken thermometer.

And did we miss school from doing this. NO.

AC/DC · Mar 10, 2005

aps45819 said:
I see that on the news with the guys in the white contanimation suits just to clean up a couple of drops of that stuff and I have to wonder how we managed to survive without the gubbermint protecting our every move.

I thought the samething.....I can remember someone breaking a thermometer on the bus and watching the ball roll back and fourth in the grooves on the floor for the whole bus ride.

Tomcat · Mar 10, 2005

aps45819 said:
Coated a silver dime with mercury from a broken thermometer.

We used to coat pennies with mercury, we got it when we went to the dentist? I think back then it was used in fillings. But a real redneck wouldn't know what a dentist is....since they wouldn't have any teeth :killingme

Ehesef · Mar 10, 2005

If you went to your grandma's house and got yelled out for knocking over the toilet planter while you were having a rotten tomato fight.

Katie · Mar 10, 2005

carolinagirl said:
Rode your horse to the local ballfield just to watch the game.

I used to ride my horse down to my brother's games all the time. :cartwheel

Ken King · Mar 10, 2005

Pete,

You need to mix up a good brine to boil them and it has to be salty like you said. The wife loves the hell out of boiled peanuts and I usually get her a couple of cases whenever I find them, but they sure ain't like the ones you get from Bubba down in Nahunta.

SeaRide · Mar 10, 2005

Christy said:
Went ramp digging. (Have to be a WV redneck to know what the hell that is. )

Done that mostly in Bluestone valley/Camp creek area.

Pete · Mar 10, 2005

Ken King said:
Pete,

You need to mix up a good brine to boil them and it has to be salty like you said. The wife loves the hell out of boiled peanuts and I usually get her a couple of cases whenever I find them, but they sure ain't like the ones you get from Bubba down in Nahunta.

I also think it must be done outside in a cast iron pot. The peanut is a smart critter and can tell if it is being boiled in stainless steel on a stove.

itsbob · Mar 10, 2005

carolinagirl said:
Sat on your front porch with your friends shooting homemade targets in your front yard, with a BB gun.

Drove longer than a country mile. (My husband who is from this area, had never heard this before he met me.)

Parked on a hill to jump start your five speed transmission car for weeks til you could get enough money to fix the damn starter or alternator.

Rode your horse to the local ballfield just to watch the game.

Drove a Dodge Omni for two months without a clutch.. Stop at a stop light.. shut off the car, put it in gear.. start the car when the light turned green.. Was a B!tch and a half backing out of the driveway in the morning..

ALSO drove the same car with a dead battery for week or two..

I abused the hell out of that car..

Chasey_Lane · Mar 10, 2005

Pete said:
The peanut is a smart critter and can tell if it is being boiled in stainless steel on a stove.

AC/DC · Mar 10, 2005

If you've even used a handkerchief as a condom..............you might be a redneck.

somdcrab · Mar 10, 2005

Christy said:
You are not a real redneck if you've never

Had your father touted as the town hero for shooting the speakers off the Catholic church for playing the bells too loud on a Sunday morning.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAMEN SISTA :notworthy

are we kinfolk

or married @ one time

carolinagirl · Mar 10, 2005

itsbob said:
Drove a Dodge Omni for two months without a clutch.. Stop at a stop light.. shut off the car, put it in gear.. start the car when the light turned green.. Was a B!tch and a half backing out of the driveway in the morning..

ALSO drove the same car with a dead battery for week or two..

I abused the hell out of that car..

OMG - that is so funny. The car I was referring to was a Dodge Omni also. 4-doors, two tone green paint. All my friends called it the inspector gadget car. :killingme

itsbob · Mar 10, 2005

carolinagirl said:
OMG - that is so funny. The car I was referring to was a Dodge Omni also. 4-doors, two tone green paint. All my friends called it the inspector gadget car.

Mine was a 1984 Blue Dodge Omni, whose paint went bad, so within six months I had a primer hood, after a year I had a primer roof too.. BUT it was a GLH.. a little pocket rocket..

CMC122 · Mar 10, 2005

Ehesef said:
If you went to your grandma's house and got yelled out for knocking over the toilet planter while you were having a rotten tomato fight.

You too

I was queen of rotten tomato fights :diva:

Ehesef · Mar 10, 2005

CMC122 said:
You too

I was queen of rotten tomato fights

We'd have fights with anything. Crab apples and pine cones we only did once though. Hurt like a sumb*tch

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