warneckutz
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can I bring Andy?
yeah, I need to hear someone whine so I can slam their melon on the bar...
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yeah, I need to hear someone whine so I can slam their melon on the bar...
Mojo
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Andy would mop the floor with you
4d2008
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K
kris31280
Guest
We always want you there
If I highlight after the does it say for entertainment purposes 
I'll be there... with a newly updated MP3 player (more Cure for the ladies) and the lean mean green machine
lovinmaryland
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You is so smart
7 pm is when it all starts to go down, no? On a Friday night? You'll be lucky to be served and well liquored by 9 pm...
Unless you're saying you don't want me there...
stop w/ that sillyness of course we want you there
warneckutz
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You're right... I better hit the gym...
it may not matter, he probably has the Vulcan Death Pinch down to a science after watching all the Star Trek re-runs inbetween his Nascar clips...
Mojo
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No need for that, he will just hit you with the Jedi mind trick and make you think that he is your childhood hero, PeeWee Herman
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kris31280
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We're so wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully
Wonderfully pretty
Oh you know that I'd do anything for you
We should have each other to tea huh?
We should have each other with cream
Then curl up by the fire
And sleep for awhile
It's the grooviest thing
It's the perfect dream
Wonderfully pretty
Oh you know that I'd do anything for you
We should have each other to tea huh?
We should have each other with cream
Then curl up by the fire
And sleep for awhile
It's the grooviest thing
It's the perfect dream
warneckutz
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migtig
aka Mrs. Giant
You have never been out with a Tard before have you?
Don't worry, restaurants love to sit us quickly, before we scare all the other patrons away and before they lose our money. We be good.
Mojo
New Member
Just tell them I said to set it up... they'll take care of it...
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Give her an autographed picture to give to the manager
migtig
aka Mrs. Giant
Just tell them I said to set it up... they'll take care of it...
That's true we do have the secret weapon War. They fall all over themselves to make him happy.
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kris31280
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quietly he laughs and shaking his head
creeps closer now
closer to the foot of the bed
and softer than shadow and quicker than flies
his arms are all around me and his tongue in my eyes
"be still be calm be quiet now my precious boy
don't struggle like that or i will only love you more
for it's much too late to get away or turn on the light
the spiderman is having you for dinner tonight"
creeps closer now
closer to the foot of the bed
and softer than shadow and quicker than flies
his arms are all around me and his tongue in my eyes
"be still be calm be quiet now my precious boy
don't struggle like that or i will only love you more
for it's much too late to get away or turn on the light
the spiderman is having you for dinner tonight"
and you make me
warneckutz
Well-Known Member
Give her an autographed picture to give to the manager
We can put the trophy up in the restaurant for the night
Of course, when they look at me now they'll say "No way do you compete in bodybuilding"
lovinmaryland
Well-Known Member
Hand in hand is the only way to land always the right way round!!!
You have never been out with a Tard before have you?
whome20603
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We can put the trophy up in the restaurant for the night
Of course, when they look at me now they'll say "No way do you compete in bodybuilding"
Riiiiiiight
Mojo
New Member
whome20603
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He looks like Andy, only he's cut
Uh-oh, I don't think War's gonna like that very much...
(though you're not the first to say that
)