Young Virgin Spanking the Infant Jesus.....

Radiant1

Soul Probe
Having said that, why would Mary spanking Jesus be unrealistic? I assume Mary loved Jesus...

Proverbs 13:24
Whoever spares the rod hates their children,
but the one who loves their children is careful to discipline them

Haha, I was waiting for this to come up. Because in the Christian mind set Jesus couldn't or wouldn't or didn't sin; therefore, there would be no need for Mary to spank him. You on the other hand....:spank:


:lol: :kiss:
 

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
Patron
Haha, I was waiting for this to come up. Because in the Christian mind set Jesus couldn't or wouldn't or didn't sin; therefore, there would be no need for Mary to spank him. You on the other hand....:spank:

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Midnightrider

Well-Known Member
Haha, I was waiting for this to come up. Because in the Christian mind set Jesus couldn't or wouldn't or didn't sin; therefore, there would be no need for Mary to spank him. You on the other hand....:spank:


:lol: :kiss:

thats pretty funny alright. I guess he didn't poo either, right :killingme
 

PsyOps

Pixelated
I really live deep in your head. You seriously have a problem. I know you don't want me to start make cheap baseless attacks like you just did in this post. You seem to be inviting me to go after you, and in the religion forum no less.
I am going to give you one last pass, but if you want a feud I will oblige. How about instead you spare us all the trouble

Spare you the trouble? If it’s that much trouble, why both responding at all? You did exactly what I predicted you’d do – you just can’t help but bite at the worm. But we know you have it ALL figured out. :rolleyes:

Having said that, why would Mary spanking Jesus be unrealistic? I assume Mary loved Jesus...

Proverbs 13:24
Whoever spares the rod hates their children,
but the one who loves their children is careful to discipline them

Why would any Christian expect an atheist to understand who Jesus is?
 

PsyOps

Pixelated
thats pretty funny alright. I guess he didn't poo either, right :killingme

See, you prove you know nothing about nature and God. 'Pooing' is natural and not a sin; like all bodily functions (peeing, sweating, eating, getting boogers in your nose) these are not a mark of being imperfect. Far be it for you to have any comprehension of that.
 

Lurk

Happy Creepy Ass Cracka
This piece of art is very much about religion and the connection is worth discussing in the Religion forum. Doesn't it interest you at all how artists and other avant garde types come to their views?

More important. Why was the cellar dweller Googling "virgin" in the first place?
 

Midnightrider

Well-Known Member
Spare you the trouble? If it’s that much trouble, why both responding at all? You did exactly what I predicted you’d do – you just can’t help but bite at the worm. But we know you have it ALL figured out. :rolleyes:

you do understand that makes you a troll right? you are trolling for no other reason than I am living in your head. get a life
Why would any Christian expect an atheist to understand who Jesus is?

being raised a Christian I understand jesus just fine. s a baby he would have acted like a baby. Babies get spanked all the time for things that are not sins.

See, you prove you know nothing about nature and God. 'Pooing' is natural and not a sin; like all bodily functions (peeing, sweating, eating, getting boogers in your nose) these are not a mark of being imperfect. Far be it for you to have any comprehension of that.

again, lots of things that kids get spanked for are 'natural'.
 

b23hqb

Well-Known Member
you do understand that makes you a troll right? you are trolling for no other reason than I am living in your head. get a life


being raised a Christian I understand jesus just fine. s a baby he would have acted like a baby. Babies get spanked all the time for things that are not sins.



again, lots of things that kids get spanked for are 'natural'.

So that's it. You were spanked a lot as a baby for anything, and spanked a lot as a kid for doing natural things. Just might 'splain things.
 
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