Your Firsts

kwillia

kwillia

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My first post was a reply to RoseRed... she posted a reference to the SNL "Land Shark" skit... and it cracked me up enough I could no longer remain a lurker. :biggrin:

My first "OMG, I think my chair is gonna need a seatbelt to keep me in it if this dude keeps posting...:killingme:" award went to "JetMonkey"... may he R.I.P....:frown:
 
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jazz lady

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
My first PM was from otter. He drew me out and got me to go to one of the forum parties. My first one and the infamous :otter: was born. :lol:

I am externally grateful to him, for a better group of friends I could not ask for. I love you all. :huggy:
 
kwillia

kwillia

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chaotic said:
Yep, we met, fell in love, got married, and lived in wedded bliss until a plumbing problem caused the water to be turned off for a couple of days.
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You two shacked up in the base library...:shocking:
 
pineapple

pineapple

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First "real" kiss - 8th grade with Curt at the skating rink
First heartbreak - 7th grade when Randy broke up with me after 2 weeks
First **** - 11th grade, it lasted 2.5 seconds
First car- 86 mustang, UGH it was ugly! wrecked it less than a year later
First time I got drunk- 10th grade in my friends basement
First toke- 11th grade at a party using a coke can
First pet- a cat named Tabitha
 
jazz lady

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
chaotic said:
You guys been hitting the wine tonight? I don't start confessing love until at least 10 drinks..
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No, Friday night was enough for me for awhile. :drunk: I have to behave...at least until NEXT Friday. :lmao:
 
virgovictoria

virgovictoria

Tight Pants and Lipstick
PREMO Member
I don't remember a lot of my firsts... sad, but true... I was such a kissing fool when I was young, that I have no clue who started it all...

My first *ahem* experience was with my first "true" boyfriend... the anniversary of which my virginity flew the coop is tomorrow... May, 16th.

My first dog's name was Spencer, he was a Beagle.

My first recollection of a great song was "Maybe I'm Amazed", played and sung on my piano by my mom's coworker's daughter Regina at my house - stuck ever since.

And Sloe Gin was in the first handful of drunks too... while camping at a Bluegrass Festival in PA...

More to come if they come to me...
 
Hessian

Hessian

Well-Known Member
I must be at the end of the world.....

Never been drunk
Never had a toke
Never took a puff off a cigarette
Never been with anybody but my wife
Never crashed a car
Never been to a Rock concert

Man, I must be on the moon.

And you know what....I really don't think I missed out.
 
Otter

Otter

Nothing to see here
Hessian said:
I must be at the end of the world.....

Never been drunk
Never had a toke
Never took a puff off a cigarette
Never been with anybody but my wife
Never crashed a car
Never been to a Rock concert

Man, I must be on the moon.

And you know what....I really don't think I missed out.
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I'll point this post out to DoWhat, maybe he'll pray for you.
 
pineapple

pineapple

New Member
Hessian said:
I must be at the end of the world.....

Never been drunk
Never had a toke
Never took a puff off a cigarette
Never been with anybody but my wife
Never crashed a car
Never been to a Rock concert

Man, I must be on the moon.

And you know what....I really don't think I missed out.
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No offense, but that sounds pretty boring. I've never met anyone thats never done anything!
 
Railroad

Railroad

Routinely Derailed
Hessian said:
I must be at the end of the world.....

Never been drunk
Never had a toke
Never took a puff off a cigarette
Never been with anybody but my wife
Never crashed a car
Never been to a Rock concert

Man, I must be on the moon.

And you know what....I really don't think I missed out.
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I don't think you missed out, either, Hessian! Good for you, living a clean life! Congratulations!
 
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Susan

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well,congratulations Hessian! however i do remember some of my firsts as being something i wont forget... and some i wont tell either.
 
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