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Toxick

Toxick

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withrespect said:
My friend just called me up hysterical because her ex got engaged. :banghead:

She was with him for 4 or 5 years or something and now she is married to someone else with 3 kids. :eyebrow:

I told her my opinion. I said that she is married to someone else and shouldn't be worried about what her ex is doing... They have been broken up for 5 years and she is MARRIED TO SOMEONE ELSE. :confused:

Needless to say she is pissed and me and accused me of being incompassionate. :coffee:

Thoughts?:popcorn:
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My thought is that situations like this are the exact reason why sarcasm was invented.


I would have (melodramatially) berated her ex up one side and down the other for his INSOLANCE, his IGNORANCE, and his ARROGANCE for having the gall, the moxie, the stupid AAAUUUUDACITY! for GETTING MARRIED! To SOMEONE ELSE!? How DARE he move on with his life, that inconsiderate horse's ass! He was supposed to get up in the morning, stare at the phone until work, work, come home and stare at the phone until bedtime every single day until she got a divorce and called him - should her whims carry her in that direction. WHAT, in the name of all that is holy, good and true, was he THINKING that stupid PRICK son of a mother ####ing goat-whore?!.






That's what I would have said.
 
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SoMD_Fun_Guy

Do you like apples?
WR,
Any chance that maybe your friend was still seein her ex on the sly? Maybe she was gettin a little sumthin sumthin without her husband knowin? And now that the ex is gettin married, she won't be able to do that (him) anymore?

Don't wanna offend but it does happen. :ohwell:
 
afjess1989

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Toxick said:
My thought is that situations like this are the exact reason why sarcasm was invented.


I would have (melodramatially) berated her ex up one side and down the other for his INSOLANCE, his IGNORANCE, and his ARROGANCE for having the gall, the moxie, the stupid AAAUUUUDACITY! for GETTING MARRIED! To SOMEONE ELSE!? How DARE he move on with his life, that inconsiderate horse's ass! He was supposed to get up in the morning, stare at the phone until work, work, come home and stare at the phone until bedtime every single day until she got a divorce and called him - should her whims carry her in that direction. WHAT, in the name of all that is holy, good and true, was he THINKING that stupid PRICK son of a mother ####ing goat-whore?!.









That's what I would have said.
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:killingme
 
withrespect

withrespect

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SoMD_Fun_Guy said:
WR,
Any chance that maybe your friend was still seein her ex on the sly? Maybe she was gettin a little sumthin sumthin without her husband knowin? And now that the ex is gettin married, she won't be able to do that (him) anymore?

Don't wanna offend but it does happen. :ohwell:
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I don't think so... she married a Navy dude and doesn't even live in Maryland anymore. But hey, I guess anything is possible at this point. :coffee:
 
withrespect

withrespect

:wr:
In other news, I stubbed my toe a couple months ago and thought I broke it. :yay: I stubbed it again about 30 minutes ago and now I am sure of it. :yay:

Life is good, people. Life is good. :coffee:
 
Toxick

Toxick

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withrespect said:
I don't know what that means :yay:
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Trade-up = New girlfriend (or wife) who is smarter or has a better body, prettier face, better paying job, better sense of humor or likes to wear sexier lingerie - or any combination of the items in that list.

Its like when a girl gets a new boyfriend with a bigger penis or slicker car.




Typically an old GF will get a mega-knot in her panties if their exBF's new GF is an up-trade.
 
withrespect

withrespect

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Toxick said:
Trade-up = New girlfriend (or wife) who is smarter or has a better body, prettier face, better paying job, better sense of humor or likes to wear sexier lingerie - or any combination of the items in that list.

Its like when a girl gets a new boyfriend with a bigger penis or slicker car.




Typically an old GF will get a mega-knot in her panties if their exBF's new GF is an up-trade.
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I see. I could ask her if she has any pictures of the new fiance person. :yay:

But I don't think the time is right...
 
Toxick

Toxick

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withrespect said:
I see. I could ask her if she has any pictures of the new fiance person. :yay:

But I don't think the time is right...
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I agree. She sounds like she's extra-sensitive right now.


I'm not much for coddling, but if she's that upset, justified or not -you should save the :poke: until she gets over it a little.





And then unleash the Hammer of God.
 
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SoMD_Fun_Guy

Do you like apples?
Maybe she hears that annoying "Want you back" song on the pop radio and thinks about the fun she had with him?

"Remember all the things that you and I did first? And now you're doing them with her..."

Just heard it again and it's stuck in my head- I hate that song!
Her annoying voice irritates me but the song hook gets caught in my head! :doh:


Quick somebody help!!!!! I need to hear another earworm!!!
 
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