like I didn't think of that lol
They're all fresh out of divorces with a couple kids and don't want anything serious
And if they haven't been married yet, and they're over 35...there's usually a good reason
Pete suggested 'older'. Think 'older', not moma's boy.
They're all fresh out of divorces with a couple kids and don't want anything serious
And if they haven't been married yet, and they're over 35...there's usually a good reason
no in between, people.
#iknowright
I can't do much older than 40...that approaches daddy's girl issues. I have a line.
I'll take you out and you can have grandpa issues.
I've always wanted a thread dedicated to me
I'd read it...
"Larry is so cool...he gets us the senior discount wherever we go, forgets if he gave me flowers or not so he gets me more, loves freaking people out in public when they say what a lovely granddaughter he has by then saying "Yup, she's a keeper" and grabbing my ass, and is a hell of a guitar player..."
I was talking about being included in YOUR dating thread of troubles. sheesh."
"Bee's so awesome...heads turn every place we enter but damn if she doesn't shrink under the table every time I start getting loud and talkative with every person in the bar. But I gotta let these people know I'm here and I play guitar :shrug: And I'll be...since she's Italian, she prefers when I bring her lettuce and vegetables instead of flowers
"He is so sweet, and thoughtful, and awesome and then, when there is a full moon..." 
We can do that. This could be the Grand Thread, the dating thread by which all others will FOREVER be judged. And you know what? IF we were able to treat it objectively, to write as if we didn't know one another was reading it, it could be that elusive purely open stream of consciousness. I mean, I think I am reasonably objective but that could be the fascinating part about it. "She snores...like a chain saw...but, she likes to...so..."
Hmmm....so, are you hot? Do you have a GREAT butt??? Do you like moonlight walks on the beach, talking about the environment, reciting poetry, bunnies and Slayer? You have to be interesting to talk to. Don't look down on wait staff or the trash man. Have a great laugh. Chew with you mouth, mostly, closed. Must not hate men. Or, at least not all of us. Smaller boobs are fabulous, especially if you have a great ass. You MUST like to ride. And like guitars. Band practice is Saturday am's 7:30 and Tuesday nights. Fair warning.
I'm tall, 50 pounds over weight, pretty big guy, good teeth, GORGEOUS blue eyes, infantile, immature, grow a pretty mean salad and hate poetry. I cook, clean, ride every chance I get to avoid cooking and cleaning, and talk to strangers. I have something nice to say about all of my ex's. And, frankly, nothing mean to say about any of them. And I have apnea and use my CPAP and it makes me sleep great. And we can play Top Gun. You can be Goose...with a great butt.
I do have a fantastic butt. But too bad I hate guitars and I'm no longer on the market
and what is it with older guys and trying to show me Top Gun
I prefer the drummers. It's more of a silent, mysterious guy in the background kinda thing
Star Wars and Top Gun were both before my time
I prefer the drummers. It's more of a silent, mysterious guy in the background kinda thing
Star Wars and Top Gun were both before my time
Drummers are pretty mellow and just...different. They're all smart and always thinking. Not devious but certainly pondering stuff in a practical sense. At least every one I've ever known.
They are not spastic. Guitar players own that.
Women. Pretty much every woman I have ever known, who express's a preference, likes drummers. :shrug: UFB
How young are you?????
