Am I the only one with a dumb kid??

[kom526]

As far as dumb kid, you need to see this:

Woman loses front teeth after drinking mimosas in viral video

A woman is reportedly smiling once again after accidentally knocking out her front teeth after one too many mimosas, assuring concerned commenters that she’s okay after footage of the fail went viral.

www.foxnews.com

 

[RoseRed]

As far as dumb kid, you need to see this:

Woman loses front teeth after drinking mimosas in viral video

A woman is reportedly smiling once again after accidentally knocking out her front teeth after one too many mimosas, assuring concerned commenters that she’s okay after footage of the fail went viral.

www.foxnews.com

Leonardtown, representing!

 

[RareBreed]

To quote the great Shane Falco, "Pain heals, chicks dig scars, glory lasts forever. "
The story behind this one probably isn't as exciting as it seems at first glance though.

We told him he will have to make a story if he wants to impress the girls.

 

[vraiblonde]

As far as dumb kid, you need to see this:

Woman loses front teeth after drinking mimosas in viral video

A woman is reportedly smiling once again after accidentally knocking out her front teeth after one too many mimosas, assuring concerned commenters that she’s okay after footage of the fail went viral.

www.foxnews.com

Local girl - okay, which one of you is this kid's parent??

 

[RareBreed]

Back at the ER. Son got stitches out yesterday and today the wound opened and blood poured out. ☹

 

[RareBreed]

Busy day at Calvert. Ambulances coming and going nonstop and helo just landed near me.

 

[Gilligan]

Oh the stories I could tell about my youngest son....fill a book. He was quite obviously sent as payback for having three super-easy kids prior...

 

[Merlin99]

My mother had one of the dumbest.

 

[TPD]

Sunds like I wuz the only smart kid....

 

[PrchJrkr]

Sunds like I wuz the only smart kid....

It's sure not shown in your writing skills.

 

[BadGirl]

No.

 

[DaSDGuy]

I may not have been the smartest kid, but I was in the running for being the biggest klutz. Mom & Dad would take me to the ER and I would get greeted like Norm on Cheers. By 12 years old they all knew my name.

 

[RareBreed]

I may not have been the smartest kid, but I was in the running for being the biggest klutz. Mom & Dad would take me to the ER and I would get greeted like Norm on Cheers. By 12 years old they all knew my name.

Since it had been only a little over a week since the initial visit, some in the ER remembered my son too.

 

[vraiblonde]

Since it had been only a little over a week since the initial visit, some in the ER remembered my son too.

I'm sorry I laughed at that

My daughter was a daredevil who didn't listen worth a crap. I could list all her ER trips but it might blow up the server. I made a rude comment about that girl with the teeth, but I can totally see that being my daughter.

 

[RareBreed]

First ER bill came in yesterday. Surprisingly only $650. I expect the second ER bill to be about half that since a lot less was done.

 

[RareBreed]

Only took a little over a year for my son to have another incident with a sharp object. Got a call around 10pm last night from son saying he was driving himself to the emergency room. He was at work and was cutting plastic with an exacto knife. You can guess what happened next.

 

[vraiblonde]

Only took a little over a year for my son to have another incident with a sharp object. Got a call around 10pm last night from son saying he was driving himself to the emergency room. He was at work and was cutting plastic with an exacto knife. You can guess what happened next.

At some point you just stop taking their phone calls.



I hope he's okay.

 

[RareBreed]

At some point you just stop taking their phone calls.



I hope he's okay.

7 stitches later and he seems to be ok. Even thinking about going into work tonight. I told him that was a bad idea but he's got my work ethic and doesn't want to let his co-workers down.

 

[limblips]

4th of 6 boys. By the time I entered life's adolescent danger zone my older siblings had schooled the parent units on injury severity, so the ER was reserved for compound fractures or spurting blood, everything else was assigned to the "we'll wait a few days and see if it gets better" category.

 

[Merlin99]

4th of 6 boys. By the time I entered life's adolescent danger zone my older siblings had schooled the parent units on injury severity, so the ER was reserved for compound fractures or spurting blood, everything else was assigned to the "we'll wait a few days and see if it gets better" category.

My mom's from a country family, it was 50/50 whether we were getting sewed up in the ER or at home.