Anyone else not liking the new 98 Star mornings?

Chasey_Lane

Salt Life
MMDad said:
I turned it on for a couple of minutes this morning. They were giving away Allman Bros. tickets. They answer the phone and the guy asks "Am I the only one who called in?" Yawn says yes. Guy says "Wow!"

Good job, Yawn and Boner. $90 worth of tickets on a holiday weekend, and you got one whole caller. Since "Radio Gods" is taken, I guess they can be Radio Goobs.
One whole caller! :thewave: :killingme
 

Agee

Well-Known Member
elaine said:
:bawl: What am I missing? :bawl:

"Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar. youre gonna go far, fly high,
Youre never gonna die, youre gonna make it if you try;theyre gonna love you.
Well Ive always had a deep respect, and I mean that most sincerely.
The band is just fantastic, that is really what I think. oh by the way,
Which ones pink?
And did we tell you the name of the game, boy, we call it riding the
Gravy train."

:howdy:
 

mAlice

professional daydreamer
Airgasm said:
"Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar. youre gonna go far, fly high,
Youre never gonna die, youre gonna make it if you try;theyre gonna love you.
Well Ive always had a deep respect, and I mean that most sincerely.
The band is just fantastic, that is really what I think. oh by the way,
Which ones pink?
And did we tell you the name of the game, boy, we call it riding the
Gravy train."

:howdy:


Thank you.

Now, can someone tell me which one is Jethro Tull?
 

Otter

Nothing to see here
kwillia said:
:yeahthat: At about the 3rd glass of wine, you can't keep her from belting out "Aqua Lung"... :lalala:

:yeahthat:


Sitting on a park bench --
eyeing ittle girls with bad intent.
Snot running down his nose --
greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
Drying in the cold sun --
Watching as the frilly panties run.
Feeling like a dead duck --
spitting out pieces of his broken luck.

Sun streaking cold --
an old man wandering lonely.
Taking time
the only way he knows.
Leg hurting bad,
as he bends to pick a dog-end --
he goes down to the bog
and warms his feet.

Feeling alone --
the army's up the rode
salvation a la mode and
a cup of tea.
Aqualung my friend --
don't start away uneasy
you poor old sod, you see, it's only me.
Do you still remember
December's foggy freeze --
when the ice that
clings on to your beard is
screaming agony.
And you snatch your rattling last breaths
with deep-sea-diver sounds,
and the flowers bloom like
madness in the spring.
 

mAlice

professional daydreamer
kwillia said:
Oh it becomes quite entertaining when her and Jazz tie one on together and Jazz whips out her flute and provides the musical backup while RR sings...:lol:


Somebody gimme' a heads up next time. I gotta' see this.
 
Airgasm said:
By the fourth, it's "We built this city" :lalala:
OMG... that was definately painful, especially when she hit the high notes... I didn't know whether to :lol: or :bawl: so I ended up doing both...:dead:
 

RoseRed

American Beauty
PREMO Member
kwillia said:
OMG... that was definately painful, especially when she hit the high notes... I didn't know whether to :lol: or :bawl: so I ended up doing both...:dead:

You forgot the part about me breaking glass and the dogs running off into the woods. :ohwell:
 

Vince

......
kwillia said:
Oh it becomes quite entertaining when her and Jazz tie one on together and Jazz whips out her flute and provides the musical backup while RR sings...:lol:
Someone please call me when this happens again. :lmao:
 
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