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Late last night, Newsweek ran a story headlined, “Video Shows Moment U-Haul Truck Crashes into Barrier by White House.”
Shortly before 10:00pm last night, an empty U-Haul truck attempted to drive over the barriers at Lafayette Park in Washington, DC, which is a few blocks from the White House, leading every report of the story to claim it was a daring and nearly-successful attack on the White House itself, probably an attempt to assassinate Joe Biden by driving over him, and it was JUST LIKE when those drones got blown up over the Kremlin.
Actually, my first thought reading the news was: Russians! They have the biggest problem with Joe Biden, after all. I figured it was probably Vlad Putin himself, driving the moving van.
But then Antifa-related twitter accounts began circulating a picture of the truck that completely changed the evolving narrative. Apparently a police officer “found” a Nazi flag inside the otherwise empty truck, he did not plant it there, how dare you, and anyway instead of putting it into an evidence bag, the officer laid it out neatly on the ground next to the truck to make a pictorial record of the crime scene:
So … it wasn’t the devilish Russians after all! It was ze Germans! Maybe they’re mad about that gas pipeline that accidentally blew up, and now they have to buy more expensive gas from the USA. Why they’d blame Biden for that is anybody’s guess though.
And … Lafayette park is not exactly
right next to the White House:
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Having slept on it, what I think actually happened was that somebody was supposed to be there to pickup some more classified files, to move them to Joe Biden’s garage. They just took a wrong turn trying to get to the White House and got stuck on a barricade.
That would explain why the truck was EMPTY, it was a pickup operation, not a delivery.
Well, it looks like it was delivering one thing to Biden: a new Nazi flag, for his personal collection. If it had been Nazis driving the truck, then they’d have put the flag on the OUTSIDE of the van, not on the inside, where nobody can see it. Dumbkopfs.
Does this look like a guy who collects Nazi flags, or what?
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