Did I ever tell you about the time I unwrapped my Checker Burger and found an ink pen in it?

Sorry, couldn't find a pen emoji.
As said above...Went to the Checkers in Lex Park, no one in line, 3 or 4 cars at drive thru, 11;25am..Walked up and stood in front of 1 of the 2 service windows for 8 minutes, getting ticked off..finally a guy opens the service window and says this window is closed, use the other window (3 feet to my left)..I left..no idea what a Checkers burger is like..
Or the time at Wendy's, asked for a small soda, they said they don't serve small sodas...I said okay, just give me the smallest one you have...Guy said I just told you we don't have small sodas..(I do like their burgers)..or the time I was at the drive thru window, guy said your bill is $19.43..handed him $20.43..he gave me back .57 cents..I said you owe me a dollar..he said thats not what the register says..After a little back and forth, he crumpled up a dollar and threw it in my face with a 'here's your effing dollar'..I do like Wendy's food, but the Wendy's in PF is a trip.