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Later in the day, the Hill ran a story headlined, “
Biden willing to make ‘significant compromises’ on border policy amid fight for Ukraine funding.”
For the first time since the Proxy War began, President Robert L. Peters said he has always been willing to compromise with Republicans on funding Ukraine. He’s always been willing to talk about making compromises, even significant compromises, on U.S. border policy. Why wouldn’t he? He has an open-door policy. Except when hookers are in there. But he always ties a blue sock on the doorknob.
No, the standoff isn’t Joe Biden’s fault. Biden blamed the Ukraine funding standoff on … Republicans! Wait, it got better! He then also blamed them for not fixing the broken U.S. border! Here’s how the Hill described how it went down:
President Biden on Wednesday said he’s willing to make “significant compromises” on border policy as he seeks a breakthrough on funding for Ukraine in its fight against Russia.
“Republicans (are) willing to literally kneecap Ukraine on the battlefield and damage our national security in the process,” Biden said. “I am willing to make significant compromises on the border,” he added. “We need to fix the broken border system. It is broken. And thus far I’ve gotten no response.”
Then the Washington Post practically made a song out of it, penning to its democrat voters a spectacular apologia advertising Biden’s long-standing but recently-disclosed willingness to compromise with Republicans:
He’s so bipartisan! He’ll give anyone a reach across the aisle!
Biden is the great compromiser. Okay, I have to stop. It was an awful piece and it would only annoy you to hear the rest anyways. Anticipating democrat angst over any compromise with Republicans, WaPo packaged the “offer to compromise” in a long list of ways Biden has already screwed Republicans so far.
The new narrative is so obvious. Here’s regular cast, Ukrainian-American, deep-state traitor and former National Security Council Director for European Affairs Alexander Vindman, who has scurried out from under whatever rotten log he’s been hiding behind, and tried to blackmail the GOP to either play ball, or else take the blame for the Fall of Ukraine:
The news IS bad! Our morons in charge have no “plan B.” Their one and only plan is another 100 billion in round dollars — don’t ask how they calculated that — with no actual military battle plan to win the war or whatever the goal is. Vindman’s tweet was a deep-state hostage demand. In other words, cough up the cash, or Ukraine dies.
Allow me to explain his offer using an imaginary conversation between Congress and the generals on the Joint Chiefs of Staff:
CONGRESS: Boys, the news is bad. We are 33 trillion in debt. We need you to come up with a less expensive way to help Ukraine survive its war with Russia.
GENERALS: You people don’t know war.
We’re the experts. How do you expect us to win a Proxy War without shooting cash at the enemy inside depleted uranium shells? It’s impossible! No plan B!
CONGRESS: Nobody wants Putin to win, but we do have some nine-inch, bright-red Jimmy Choo stiletto pumps we can give you. How about that?
GENERALS: Give us the pumps and we’ll think about it.
Why
Vindman is talking to the State Department — or why they are talking to
him — is anybody’s guess. You tell
me.
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