I would like to thank some of you for pointing out the errors of my ways in wanting to be part of a community in getting to know my neighbors and who I do business with. What was I thinking?! I now realize that I am a customer that local businesses don't want because I actually am taking up too much of their time and resources when I want to visit their offices/place of businesses personally to hand them a check or cash that doesn't eat up 3% of their earnings. I eat their mints and dum-dums they have on the counter, I drink a bottle of water when offered to me, I ask about the kids and grandkids and talk about the weather with the receptionist, chit-chatting with fellow customers in the lobby learning about stuff other than what is in my own little world. Occasionally I take them flowers or fresh fruits and vegetables from the garden, maybe some fresh baked cookies or cupcakes, some homemade eggnog during the holidays. And all this time I didn't realize they don't actually want me there or want anything I bring to them! The candy is fake, the water is laced, the kids are fictitious and of course the weather is never accurate. I admit that I am an introvert and don't really want to be around people, but I felt that me going to businesses in person was a type of therapy for me and it kept me from going crazy. But in reality I should be staying in my basement and doing all of my business on-line, letting the Fed-Ex guy drop packages on my front stoop and waiting till dark to fetch them so as not to be seen or heard by anyone. I'm not sure what I am supposed to do with all of the cash now since there is no way to virtually trade cash that I am aware of. I now have to rethink my whole life and how I do things. I will have so much more time now in my basement to be with my virtual friends whom I have never met but give me such great advice. Screw communities - it is so overhyped!
To all of those small business owners out there that I have annoyed over the years by wanting to come into your office and transact business with, I sincerely apologize. I did not realize I was such a drain on society and your business. Not to worry - I will no longer bother you. All of my transactions will now take place with ACME, Inc since it doesn't matter who or what I talk to and communities are no longer important.
Sincerely,
TPD