![Fire :fire: 🔥](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f525.png)
The Associated Press published an angry article yesterday with a
Republicans Pounce!-style headline: “
Harvard president's resignation highlights new conservative weapon against colleges: plagiarism.”
It can only be a weapon against ‘colleges’ if they plagiarized somebody. Just saying.
Now that she got her Christmas bonus, Harvard’s President Claudine Gay, no pun intended, resigned yesterday in a long, rambling, resentful, single-spaced, two-page letter that was immediately published to the entire Internets, probably before it even got to HR. (
I can’t believe you even thought this, but for your information they checked: Claudine did NOT copy any of her resignation letter from former Penn President Liz McGill’s letter. Happy now?)
Ms. Gay (if that’s her real name), survived an initial barrage calling for her resignation over her atrociously smug performance at her Congressional testimony last month. Controversy arose after the top educator smugly refused to agree that genocidally calling for jews to be wiped off the face of the Middle East violated Harvard’s so-called speech policy, a tautly-enforced policy that can get a student expelled for accidentally calling the University’s president Mister Gay, for just one example, and don’t even ask what happens if you whisper “what is a woman” anywhere on Harvard’s campus.
They drag you into the Skull & Bones club’s back room and nobody ever sees you again, that’s what.
Anyway, Claudine somehow survived the worst that the Anti-Defamation League could dish out, and the shady Harvard Corporation’s anonymous board issued a rock-solid plebiscite of support, or whatever they call it. But then two influencers got involved: Harvard alum, Pershing Capital CEO, billionaire, and major donor Bill Ackman, and even more triggering for the Left, “conservative activist” Christopher Rufo piled on.
Both men claimed to have whistleblower information proving Claudine was a chronic plagiarist, which apparently is just what you don’t want to be if you’re president of a major Ivy League University.
Well, after millions of people started looking over her writings, it turned out that Claudine might have possibly borrowed a phrase or two from other academics and could have forgotten to mention it, from time to time. It started with her PhD dissertation. And it apparently continued through pretty much everything the so-called academic ever wrote, which in her defense is not very much, certainly not when compared to previous non-black Harvard presidents.
For instance, Claudine is the only Harvard president in history who’s never written a book. So? Books are overrated. And books are racist. Who cares.
You probably think I’m planning a victory lap since, in C&C’s December 10th roundup, I correctly predicted this would happen. “Gay’s a goner,” I said. “Claudine Gay will be gone soon,” I said. Fortunately, no one took the bet, because what would I do with Bud Lite stock shares?
But sorry to disappoint you: no, I am NOT taking a victory lap. How could you even think that? I’m not gloating. I’m
taking Claudine’s side on this thing. I mean, this is clearly
racism. There is no way it
wasn’t racism! It proves beyond a doubt that the Ku Klux Klan is alive and riding the hills of America
every single night. Literally riding; they’re riding, all over the place.
And, as she pointed out in her letter, Claudine’s coerced cancellation proves that the
entire system is organized against black women of color,
especially extra-black women of color sporting short-cropped hair, an austere, sexually ambiguous appearance, and wearing fat-framed Malcolm X glasses. Which all proves their essential blackness.
So you can easily see: This wasn’t
just racism. It was
systematic racism, which is literally one billion trillion times worse than regular racism.
Now, lots of dumb conservatives argue, hey, the first of the three Ivy League presidents to be hounded from office was Liz McGill of Penn State, and she is
white. No, she’s not. She’s
not white. She’s obviously black like Claudine. See? Black:
But let us not quibble over specifics. What’s done is done. America has proven herself irredeemably racist again in firing — for
no reason — an under-qualified diversity hire who never did her own work. Instead of arguing, let’s focus on the future. Claudine needs a
new job at Harvard. I’m thinking maybe something
in ethics? Or, maybe she could be an editor at one of the school’s academic journals? Or how about being a career counselor?
And then there was one. An ominous article appeared in Business Insider yesterday, headlined:
As to MIT President Sally Kornbluth, well, she’s black too! It’s more racism! Racists!
Okay, okay, maybe Sally isn’t
one hundred percent black. I’m not saying that she is or isn’t. But for the sake of argument, let’s say Sally is an American Indian just like U.S. Senator Liz “Pocahontas” Warren. Whichever, black, white, or Indian, Sally is intersectional, since she also claims to be
Jewish, so it’s
impossible for her to be anti-semitic.
I suppose they’re checking Sally’s articles now too.
It’s all such a shame, but the worst effect of Claudine’s untimely resignation is how unfortunately it hurts the whole movement toward diversity, equity, and inclusion. Just consider the unhappy statistics so far:
- The first black female president of Harvard has now resigned as a serial plagiarist after the shortest tenure in the school’s history.
- The first black female Supreme Court Justice does not know what a woman is.
- The first black female Vice-President can’t stop laughing like a hyena — I think it might be Tourette’s Syndrome — and she ‘enjoys’ the lowest approval rating of any Vice-President in American history, and that includes VP Spiro Agnew, who resigned in disgrace in 1973 after being convicted of bribery and tax evasion.
I’m just saying it doesn’t look too good for DEI. Maybe things would look better if they were allowed to choose some
conservative ladies of color. It’s almost like it’s not really about diversity at all, but is really just about
marxism.
Never mind, I’m talking crazy again.
Three days in, and the counter-revolution is already winning: buh bye Claudine Gay; more bad news for Sen. Menendez (D); earthquakes challenge climate change; more folks disbelieve Biden; and more.
www.coffeeandcovid.com
Not looking too good for the Diversity Hires