Dumbest things people have said to you..

[edinsomd]

...about motorcycles.

I alway dread the "You ride motorcycles? My friend/relation ate a guard rail (or some such) while riding a motorcycle." Homer, chances are your friend/relation was either too stupid or too unskilled to have any business on a bike.
Ed

 

[ocean733]

...about motorcycles.

I alway dread the "You ride motorcycles? My friend/relation ate a guard rail (or some such) while riding a motorcycle." Homer, chances are your friend/relation was either too stupid or too unskilled to have any business on a bike.
Ed

I like this topic, but I don't have any comments about motorcycles. There should be a thread started about dumb comments in general.

 

[sux2b44]

Thiis is one - you are sitting on your bike and got your helmet in your hand- fillin up with gas and someone says - Is that your bike????? UUUghh no - dumb azz i just felt like sitting on someone elses bike and filling it up with gas.

 

[Mikeinsmd]

"So, that's a Harley huh?"

Ummmm...no dumbass, it's a Gulf Stream 440 private jet.

 

[GWguy]

Can I have a ride???? Uh, no. Unless you're a beautiful girl with potential....

 

[Beelzebaby666]

When a chick sees you getting on a bike with a guy and asks if she can ride it.

WTF?

 

[trilogy]

men make women crazy they need to be shot or beaten

 

[onebdzee]

"You ride a Harley?....How can someone so small handle such a big bike?"

 

[blazinlow89]

Wehn i tell my friends i want a bike "oh man you should get a gxsr, or a buse". I ask them why so i can be a brick wall in the wind.

I want a low chopped bike, something i can cruise on not something i can do in excess of 100mph.

 

[Toreadoralpha]

"Wow, is that thing fast?"

"Can it do wheelies?"

and my personal favorite, coming from someone who doesn't ride/own a bike.

"I would never ride anything other than a Harley!"

 

[onebdzee]

"Wow, is that thing fast?"

"Can it do wheelies?"

and my personal favorite, coming from someone who doesn't ride/own a bike.

"I would never ride anything other than a Harley!"

You forgot about the part where they are wearing the Harley shirt(from All American)

 

[Dukesdad]

You forgot about the part where they are wearing the Harley shirt(from All American)

You mean the guy in the HD ford f-250 with al the HD window stickers that tells you "I don't have a bike, but if I did, I'd have a harley"?

 

[aps45819]

"I don't have a bike, but if I did, I'd have a harley"?

That cracks me up every time

 

[dfonv003]

From the "new" guy --and others like me--without a bike! I don't know what type of bike I want? A crusier or a sportsbike?

 

[Vince]

Sitting on the side of the road with tools in your hand working on your bike and some guy pulls up and says, "Bike broke down?"

Here's your sign.

 

[aps45819]

From the "new" guy --and others like me--without a bike! I don't know what type of bike I want? A crusier or a sportsbike?

Look for something in between

 

[camily]

"You ride a Harley?....How can someone so small handle such a big bike?"

I am so tempted to fix that.

 

[BS Gal]

Okay, Aps asked me and 1bdz a funny one at CIP one time when we had our chaps on...He said "Did you ride your bikes here?" Nope, just felt like wearing chaps.

Sawry, Aps.

 

[desertrat]

When your laying in a ditch with your bike on top of you and someone stops, rolls down the window and asks "did you fall down?".


Nope just taking a break, here's your sign.

 

[BS Gal]

When your laying in a ditch with your bike on top of you and someone stops, rolls down the window and asks "did you fall down?".


Nope just taking a break, here's your sign.

Or when you fall over on your bike and your hubby asks, "Well, are ya gonna pick the bike up?"