Vince
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When your laying in a ditch with your bike on top of you and someone stops, rolls down the window and asks "did you fall down?".
Nope just taking a break, here's your sign.
Dumbest things people have said to you..
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jetmonkey
New Member
They can also be used as marital aids :shrug:Okay, Aps asked me and 1bdz a funny one at CIP one time when we had our chaps on...He said "Did you ride your bikes here?" Nope, just felt like wearing chaps.
Sawry, Aps.
ylexot
Super Genius
How are you going to use it?
GWguy
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Not so much dumb things said, but facial expressions. You're having a nice conversation with someone in a restaurant or something, get up to leave, walk out to the bike and their expression changes instantly, like they can't resolve the "nice guy I just spoke with" and "biker trash". Or you pull up on a bike and you can see the disdain in their faces....
desertrat
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I get a kick out of the terror in their faces and urine soaked pants when I fire my Piaggio MP3 up in the paking lot of FoodLion.
GWguy
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I get a kick out of the terror in their faces and urine soaked pants when I fire my Piaggio MP3 up in the paking lot of FoodLion.
I tried that... New Age just doesn't have the same impact..
desertrat
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I think I need to clarify. I think MP3 means Motor Powered 3 wheeler.
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I think I need to clarify. I think MP3 means Motor Powered 3 wheeler.
AH! That makes a bit more sense! Real Fear Factor there!!!
camily
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ShyGirl
Active Member
Or when you fall over on your bike and your hubby asks, "Well, are ya gonna pick the bike up?"
Or when you fall over on your bike and your hubby exclaims, "You didn't scratch mine on your way down, did you?"
camily
Peace
I thought about it also.
See, I know she CAN handle a big...............bike.
ylexot
Super Genius
I think I need to clarify. I think MP3 means Motor Powered 3 wheeler.
That's pretty cool! I like the 500...
I wonder what the fuel economy is. Might be a nice commuter vehicle.
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desertrat
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We were looking at them over in Fredricksburg. Neat little machines, but I can't tell you what the MPG might be. One article said better than 60 mpg.
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itsbob
I bowl overhand
I didn't know BMW made Motorcycles...
Or a friend of mine actually had a woman in a 7 series pull up next to him and DEMAND he take the BMW emblems off of his bike as she knew that BMW would NOT make motorcycles.. and who'd did he think he was kidding?
Did come out of Raleys last year and this older gentleman was on his hands and knees in front of my bike.. looking at the motor. "That would be a great engine in an airplane!".. Why yes, yes it was.
Lot of cool conversations start at the side of a gas pump or out front of Sheetz..
and I get this almost EVERYDAY in the winter, and or rainy day. Walking in in riding gear, helmet in hand.. "Did you ride your bike today??"
Or a friend of mine actually had a woman in a 7 series pull up next to him and DEMAND he take the BMW emblems off of his bike as she knew that BMW would NOT make motorcycles.. and who'd did he think he was kidding?
Did come out of Raleys last year and this older gentleman was on his hands and knees in front of my bike.. looking at the motor. "That would be a great engine in an airplane!".. Why yes, yes it was.
Lot of cool conversations start at the side of a gas pump or out front of Sheetz..
and I get this almost EVERYDAY in the winter, and or rainy day. Walking in in riding gear, helmet in hand.. "Did you ride your bike today??"
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ylexot
Super Genius
Subaru engines (which are also boxers) are frequently used in aircraft.
itsbob
I bowl overhand
Don't know if they still are, but GoldWings had Boxer motors in them.. Always wondered why BMW didn't move up to a 4 cylinder Boxer..
itsbob
I bowl overhand
Their best selling bike now is the Dual Sport.. they still make some of the best touring bikes, but their bread and butter is the "Enduro Like" R1200GS