Found roach in tea at "The Roost".

BuddyLee

BuddyLee

Football addict
Remember Jackass the movie?

For those of you who saw the timeless classic "Jackass, The Movie", you will be familiar with the term "gooch". For those of you who missed this cinematic masterpiece, the gooch is that tender area on a man right beneath his balls - that little patch of skin between the sack and the ass. This area has also been referred to as the "t'aint". This sweet spot was the inspiration for my character.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you (drum roll, please) THE GOOCH. (copywritten, so don't copy me)

The Gooch is hairy. Almost caveman-like in appearance, this refugee from the Ice Age is short, unibrowed, potbellied, and as angry as a blind quadriplegic in a titty bar. His wrestling costume consists of tight spandex pants with a fishnet-covered cutout in his crotchal region. His vast expanse of white, hairy belly will remain free from the confines of a shirt. He will don a top hat. To finish him off, let's give him some bright, white Reebok hightops.

Any self-respecting wrestler needs some theme music. The Gooch will be coming down to the immortal tune from Devo- "Whip It." Na na na na na, whhhpch, whhhpch (Yes, that's the sound of a whip cracking. #### you.) Whip it, whip it real good. As the theme music plays, The Gooch will prance out doing modified step aerobic half-kicks, alternating with high toe-touches.

The Gooch's finishing move is The Teabag, which he uses to reduce his opponent to tears, or a bout of vomiting. Or both, for a really good show.
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http://thehotlibrarian.blogspot.com/2004/11/sexism-and-birth-of-gooch.html
 
janey83

janey83

Twenty Something
:lol: Believe me, I have heard allll the jokes, and I'm used to guys snorting and laughing when my name is called on the first day of class. I had a Korean professor last semester who called me nothing but "Gucci" and everyone in the class knew me as that, so I'd be in the library and hear "Gucci!" and know it was me.
 
BuddyLee

BuddyLee

Football addict
JMA50192 said:
I found a roach in my chinese food from Hong Kong next to Bon Buffet :yum:
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I had Bon Buffet once and let out the hershey squirts once in their toilet, that very night. :)burning:lol) to Bon Buffet.
 
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kingvjack

New Member
BuddyLee said:
I had Bon Buffet once and let out the hershey squirts once in their toilet, that very night. :)burning:lol) to Bon Buffet.
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Did it effect you that fast or did you make a special trip to deliver said liquid package?
 
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JMA50192

New Member
I haven't had a bad experience at Jerry's. Has anyone else? It took me at least 2 months to even think about chinese food and not get sick.
 
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