migtig
aka Mrs. Giant
It's what he says when he's trying to pick up wimmins.
I'm sure it works well.
It's what he says when he's trying to pick up wimmins.
I say again:
Attractive women know they're attractive. They've most likely been attractive their whole life. Just because they are aware that they are attractive doesn't make them conceited or bitches. And they are fairly immune to physically attractive men because those guys have been hitting on them since they were in Jr. High. You must bring something to the table besides your good looks because attractive women can get a pretty boy like snapping their fingers.
If you bring your creepy and piggish attitude to the table, you will have to settle for women who can't do any better than a creepy pig. Which also means that the attractive women, who can do better, will not be interested.
I'm sure it works well.
Anyone can say what they want BUT, that 350 pound guy in the corner with the bad haircut and cartoon shirt might be the funniest and sweetest guy you ever know and can make you laugh all night BUT, you will never know because you made the immediate decision to NOT talk or approach them.
Why should I have to search when you are the one that typed it?
Dumbass, I said that FaP was a chester. And I'm not a bar slut anymore, dammit.
The 1970's molester glasses don't do anything for you?
I'm sure it works well.
The 350 lb guy in the corner with the bad haircut and cartoon shirt is advertising to the world that he's a lazy dumbass. Might as well have a neon sign on his forehead. If he weren't a lazy dumbass, he wouldn't be 350 lbs, he wouldn't have a bad haircut, and he definitely wouldn't be in the corner.
sickgirl77 calls me a creep, I remind her she is an admitted bar slut
sickgirl77 calls me a creep, I remind her she is an admitted bar slut
I will bet you 400 pounds it does!
That doesn't define it, though does it?
That doesn't define it, though does it?
The 350 lb guy in the corner with the bad haircut and cartoon shirt is advertising to the world that he's a lazy dumbass. Might as well have a neon sign on his forehead. If he weren't a lazy dumbass, he wouldn't be 350 lbs, he wouldn't have a bad haircut, and he definitely wouldn't be in the corner.
Bar Slut
3 oz vodka
2 oz 7-Up® soda
2 oz cranberry juice
3 oz Red Bull® energy drink
Add vodka to a mason jar filled with ice. Add cranberry juice and Red Bull and splash 7-up on top. Stir and enjoy!