Good Times at Cadillac Jacks
- Thread starter Gilligan
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It's called rubberneckin', baby, that's alright with me..... 
A dollar says it closes after the fifth stabbing or the third shooting, whichever comes first.
oh I saw you many times....I just beat feet in the opposite direction when I did.
double or nothing, that it's shut down on the third stabbing or second shooting.
oh I saw you many times....I just beat feet in the opposite direction when I did.
....said no guy ever
My collection of ex wives was already too large to support....I hadda run.....said no guy ever
Sneakers
Just sneakin' around....
We can make that happen.....
What mean "we" , kemosabe?We can make that happen.....
Sneakers
Just sneakin' around....
Damn. Going back into seclusion.
Surprised I didn't catch the sling on our island intrusion detection system today. I hear scooters galore running up and down.
Sneakers
Just sneakin' around....
Haven't been out.
But I'm really getting P.O.'d with the hot rodders and loud bikes on 235. Started at 7am today. You can hear the same vehicles race up and down 235 for hours on end, from inside, with the windows closed, with the TV on. Some of them are louder than the sirens on the rescue vehicles coming out of Chancellor's Run, so that's saying something. And not one LEO anywhere. No enforcement, no consequence, no peace.
Another reason to get the hell out of here.
TPD
the poor dad
My chalk outline in the parking lot from the thumping my favorite doctor gave to me 3 years ago has finally washed away.
Yeah, you were a hottie back in the channel 10 days.....said no guy ever
TPD
the poor dad
the popular thing down on this end of the county is the teenagers on dirt bikes/4 wheelers riding up and down the county roads at all hours of the day and night along with the 20-30yo adults on their $20k side by sides riding the power lines on the weekends. Two weekends ago I spotted about a dozen of these "adults". Once they are done on the power lines, they have no problem riding the shoulder of the road to get back to their starting point.
TPD
the poor dad
I think that spot has finally washed away as well - no more reserved parking for that "special" person...
Sneakers
Just sneakin' around....
Back in the day before I had a license, I used the powerline right-of-way to get around without using the road. But my bikes were always quiet, didn't even know I was there. Ninja mode.
I remember one time I was out riding and spotted a girl on a horse coming towards me. I pulled over and turned off the bike, because I knew how easily a horse can get spooked and the trail wasn't that wide. The girl was amazed and in disbelief that a biker would do that, and thanked me.
My Ninja bike.... A Harley M-50 with a 3-on-the-tree.
I think what I said was, "Keep the change, shorty."
That must have been the night of my friend's bachelorette party. I think she chased you around the room yelling, "Do you take Mastercard??" because she'd run out of dollar bills.
Hey now..I was "famous" back in those days too. The mattress store that use to be on 235 had TV10 crew on site to film a commercial and I happened to be the only customer that (unfortunately) walked in at the time. "Hey buddy!..you wanna help us with this commercial?" Sh!t....took years for me to live that down. "Mattress Bill", my esteemed colleagues called me.