Should we start a rumor about a murder at your store?
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Should we start a rumor about a murder at your store?
A dollar says it closes after the fifth stabbing or the third shooting, whichever comes first.We should start a pool. Or a reality TV show.
oh I saw you many times....I just beat feet in the opposite direction when I did.It's amazing that I never met you before the forums because we travel in a lot of the same circles and hung out at the same places.
double or nothing, that it's shut down on the third stabbing or second shooting.A dollar says it closes after the fifth stabbing or the third shooting, whichever comes first.
oh I saw you many times....I just beat feet in the opposite direction when I did.![]()
My collection of ex wives was already too large to support....I hadda run.....said no guy ever![]()
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Hmm. I didn't see anything like that last time I stopped by your store.I had a local business owner tell me man years ago, you wanted a chalk outline or blood on the sidewalk in front of your business because it brought people in to gawk and ask questions and buy stuff.
We can make that happen.....Hmm. I didn't see anything like that last time I stopped by your store.
What mean "we" , kemosabe?We can make that happen.....![]()
Damn. Going back into seclusion.What mean "we" , kemosabe?
Surprised I didn't catch the sling on our island intrusion detection system today. I hear scooters galore running up and down.Damn. Going back into seclusion.
Haven't been out.Surprised I didn't catch the sling on our island intrusion detection system today. I hear scooters galore running up and down.
My chalk outline in the parking lot from the thumping my favorite doctor gave to me 3 years ago has finally washed away.Hmm. I didn't see anything like that last time I stopped by your store.
Yeah, you were a hottie back in the channel 10 days.....said no guy ever![]()
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the popular thing down on this end of the county is the teenagers on dirt bikes/4 wheelers riding up and down the county roads at all hours of the day and night along with the 20-30yo adults on their $20k side by sides riding the power lines on the weekends. Two weekends ago I spotted about a dozen of these "adults". Once they are done on the power lines, they have no problem riding the shoulder of the road to get back to their starting point.Haven't been out.
But I'm really getting P.O.'d with the hot rodders and loud bikes on 235. Started at 7am today. You can hear the same vehicles race up and down 235 for hours on end, from inside, with the windows closed, with the TV on. Some of them are louder than the sirens on the rescue vehicles coming out of Chancellor's Run, so that's saying something. And not one LEO anywhere. No enforcement, no consequence, no peace.
Another reason to get the hell out of here.
Big question though, have you been despackled yet?My chalk outline in the parking lot from the thumping my favorite doctor gave to me 3 years ago has finally washed away.
I think that spot has finally washed away as well - no more reserved parking for that "special" person...Big question though, have you been despackled yet?
Back in the day before I had a license, I used the powerline right-of-way to get around without using the road. But my bikes were always quiet, didn't even know I was there. Ninja mode.the popular thing down on this end of the county is the teenagers on dirt bikes/4 wheelers riding up and down the county roads at all hours of the day and night along with the 20-30yo adults on their $20k side by sides riding the power lines on the weekends. Two weekends ago I spotted about a dozen of these "adults". Once they are done on the power lines, they have no problem riding the shoulder of the road to get back to their starting point.
allow me to remind YOU of the incident at the Hangar Club, circa 1987..... Oh yeah!!!!! I'm going THERE Missy!!!!!
I was a dancer...SHUT UP!!! I was in college, needed a few bucks...started out as a barback.... you know the picture.... well, one night "Big Tanny" called in sick so they needed a substitute dancer. The owner/Mafia hit man, "Greasy Salvador" said to me, "Hey "fatboy" get up there...."... Of course I was anxious at first....shy..... and well....you know what I'm talking about.....
But the drinks were flowing and the girls were getting frisky..... well, this little blonde, VERY BLONDE, VIXEN STROLLED UP AND PUT A DOLLAR DOWN MY BVD'S!!!!..... WELL, IT FELL THRU!!!!
She pointed at me and said, "Hey, keep it shorty"..... ring a bell sunshine????
Hey now..I was "famous" back in those days too. The mattress store that use to be on 235 had TV10 crew on site to film a commercial and I happened to be the only customer that (unfortunately) walked in at the time. "Hey buddy!..you wanna help us with this commercial?" Sh!t....took years for me to live that down. "Mattress Bill", my esteemed colleagues called me.Yeah, you were a hottie back in the channel 10 days.