Here we go! The Daily Beast ran a story yesterday headlined, “
Hunter’s Trial Reveals Trump’s Big Lie About Biden and Justice.” The inevitable excuses finally poured out of the DOJ’s crack vial, and we learned about Hunter’s awesome super power.
X-MAN: Wait till you find out what his super power is
If there was any doubt about why Hunter was prosecuted on the flimsiest charge that could have been brought — the charge of failing to check the addiction box on his federal firearms form — rather than much more serious FARA violations, or bribery, or human trafficking, et cetera, all doubt has now been erased. Hunter’s trial is meant to reveal that
no one is above the law:
In fact, that was the
very first point the government made in its opening statement, to make sure you dummies didn’t miss the point:
See? Hunter is being prosecuted
just like Trump. Therefore, we can all conclude that
Trump’s persecution is also
not political. In other words, Hunter is the democrat fall guy, polished up and propped up to prove the DOJ is a totally apolitical institution that blindly follows justice wherever it leads. Nevermind that Hunter isn’t running for any office, has never run for office, least of all being a
current candidate, and nevermind that the DOJ’s magic shrink ray has already miniaturized his criminal charges.
Nevermind all that. Now it’s
even Steven. I mean, even Hunter.
ABC ran its Hunter Trial update story yesterday afternoon, headlined “
Hunter Biden gun trial: Defense lawyer says Hunter Biden's daughter could testify.” Most of the day was occupied with the prosecution’s first witness, FBI Special Agent Erika Jensen, who ran the Hunter investigation. A couple interesting developments emerged. First, prosecutors played Hunter’s biographic audiobook (helpfully, read by the author). In it, we learned that Hunter Biden has
a heroic superpower:
Give him a cape! What should his superhero costume look like?
Next, as you may recall, right before the
last election, the government trotted out 51 spooks who swore that Hunter’s laptop was fake
Russian disinformation, as
Politico soberly informed us in 2020:
But
this time, right before
this election, the government has now introduced the same disgusting device into evidence in federal court, as 100% legitimate:
So, whose laptop is it? Hunter’s or Putin’s? Apparently, it’s Hunter’s laptop again.
To whom should Rudy Giuliani apply to get his good name back?
NYT figures out the plan—there is no plan; WSJ sees Biden's neurons sparking; a hail of a gorilla; trial proves DOJ fairness; his surprising super powers; huge excess deaths reveal; 6-ft rule; more.
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