Husband asked for a divorce....
- Thread starter StokesPrincess
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Vrail,,, baby I want a divorce, met a hot blonde with a butt shaped like a bowling ball, um tired for paying for butt everyday of my life, tired of the nagging, tired of you complaining about my underware on the floor, tired of you saying no sex honey I am tired tonight, tired of wanting to cuddle after sex, tired of you saying you caught me looking at another womans butt, tired of the same old cooking, tired of the same old bj, but after doing some thinking I decided now that I don't want a divorce, I am sorry boo.
nobody really
I need a nap
Hey Stokes - wishing you the best.
The rest of us don't have all the details, however it sounds like you have a long way to go before you will be "Happily Married" again. For whatever reason your husband said he wanted a divorce, you blast it here, and write about how bad things are and the forumites go off on every possible scenario. It didn't take you long to say that you didn't want anything to do with him and were going to get rid of him and live in sin from now on.
And now after showing him papers, he's changed his ways and is being the best "house biatch" and you're fine with everything. It sounds like there is a lot more going on. You don't become "Happily Married" by calling your husband's bluff with signed divorce papers to "force" him back into behaving. It sounds like the 2 of you have a lot to work on (should probably get marriage counseling) and I wish you the best of luck in getting things back on the right track for the whole family - whatever that path may be.
Good luck with the "let's see how it goes".
Sounds like a real rollercoaster relationship. If she can go from "he's a loser who verbally abuses me and has been mooching off of me" to "almost happily married again!!! house is clean!!! he is my house b*tch!" in the course of a week, sounds like both need counseling
there is always two sides to every story.
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SoMDGirl42
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SoMD_Fun_Guy
Do you like apples?
I thought it was:
There are always 3 sides to every story: her version, his version, and the truth!
I do hope that they can determine what is best for all involved and work toward that goal with the least amount of trouble. All relationships are difficult to some extent and need work - some more than others.
We should get paid for working on relationships, too much dam stress. I am going to start charging her $33.00 and hour.
SoMDGirl42
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I've got $33 bucks and 1 hour.
I want a man that has a great job, that doesn't drink or do drugs. Will treat me like a princess and buy me everything I want. He has to be willing to help clean the house and pick up after himself. He has to love my family and my dogs. Mentally stable. Not married. Great looks would be a bonus for you.
That's a start, now go find him
SoMD_Fun_Guy
Do you like apples?
But you forgot the "I'd better start cleaning and kissing her ass now" part.
Depending on how well he cleans, he might be doing something more than kissing ass...
I've got $33 bucks and 1 hour.
I want a man that has a great job, that doesn't drink or do drugs. Will treat me like a princess and buy me everything I want. He has to be willing to help clean the house and pick up after himself. He has to love my family and my dogs. Mentally stable. Not married. Great looks would be a bonus for you.
That's a start, now go find him
This man only exist in every ladies dreams, like a night in the bed with Ines Sainz would be every mans dream, NOT happening
One hour is not going to work for 33 bucks, dam women nag all day, I need to get paid.SoMD_Fun_Guy
Do you like apples?
I've got $33 bucks and 1 hour.
I want a man that has a great job, that doesn't drink or do drugs. Will treat me like a princess and buy me everything I want. He has to be willing to help clean the house and pick up after himself. He has to love my family and my dogs. Mentally stable. Not married. Great looks would be a bonus for you.
That's a start, now go find him
Hey SoMDGirl,
Some of us guys actually fit most of what you are looking for along with some other sought-after "features". Of course, every relationship that has "wants" on one side will have "wants" from the other side. If you want to be treated like a princess, then I would only assume you would be willing to treat him like a prince and fulfill his "needs" as well.
SoMDGirl42
Well-Known Member
Hey SoMDGirl,
Some of us guys actually fit most of what you are looking for along with some other sought-after "features". Of course, every relationship that has "wants" on one side will have "wants" from the other side. If you want to be treated like a princess, then I would only assume you would be willing to treat him like a prince and fulfill his "needs" as well.
Depends on what his "needs" are.
But of course if his needs were normal, then sure. And yes, I know how to treat a man like a king. All relationships are give and take. 
I've got $33 bucks and 1 hour.
I want a man that has a great job, that doesn't drink or do drugs. Will treat me like a princess and buy me everything I want. He has to be willing to help clean the house and pick up after himself. He has to love my family and my dogs. Mentally stable. Not married. Great looks would be a bonus for you.
That's a start, now go find him
I also have $33 and 1 hour.
I'd like a guy who makes enough money to support himself and at least pay his own way when we go to dinner or travel. No drugs, period, but moderate drinking is preferable. Must have a great sense of humor, extreme sarcasm is a plus. *I* clean the house, not him, but he should be a considerate person and not leave skidmarks in the terlet or socks on the floor. No dependent children, not even adult ones, and no weird ex-wife that he's still involved with. Must be able to tolerate cats and be a social person who genuinely enjoys impromptu happy hour guests. Smokers are welcome, smoke nazis are not. Couch potatoes glued to the idiot box need not apply. No self-esteem issues and I don't want to hear about how much he hates his mother. Must be monogamous and faithful.
All of those traits are requirements and not negotiable. Think I'm gonna find me a guy like that?
jetmonkey
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I also have $33 and 1 hour.
I'd like a guy who makes enough money to support himself and at least pay his own way when we go to dinner or travel. No drugs, period, but moderate drinking is preferable. Must have a great sense of humor, extreme sarcasm is a plus. *I* clean the house, not him, but he should be a considerate person and not leave skidmarks in the terlet or socks on the floor. No dependent children, not even adult ones, and no weird ex-wife that he's still involved with. Must be able to tolerate cats and be a social person who genuinely enjoys impromptu happy hour guests. Smokers are welcome, smoke nazis are not. Couch potatoes glued to the idiot box need not apply. No self-esteem issues and I don't want to hear about how much he hates his mother. Must be monogamous and faithful.
All of those traits are requirements and not negotiable. Think I'm gonna find me a guy like that?
SoMDGirl42
Well-Known Member
I also have $33 and 1 hour.
I'd like a guy who makes enough money to support himself and at least pay his own way when we go to dinner or travel. No drugs, period, but moderate drinking is preferable. Must have a great sense of humor, extreme sarcasm is a plus. *I* clean the house, not him, but he should be a considerate person and not leave skidmarks in the terlet or socks on the floor. No dependent children, not even adult ones, and no weird ex-wife that he's still involved with. Must be able to tolerate cats and be a social person who genuinely enjoys impromptu happy hour guests. Smokers are welcome, smoke nazis are not. Couch potatoes glued to the idiot box need not apply. No self-esteem issues and I don't want to hear about how much he hates his mother. Must be monogamous and faithful.
All of those traits are requirements and not negotiable. Think I'm gonna find me a guy like that?
Truthfully? I think we're both dreaming.
But sometimes it's nice to dream big.
Truthfully? I think we're both dreaming.
Just what are you and Vrail smoking today? I want some of that sheit too.
ArkRescue
Adopt me please !
I also have $33 and 1 hour.
I'd like a guy who makes enough money to support himself and at least pay his own way when we go to dinner or travel. No drugs, period, but moderate drinking is preferable. Must have a great sense of humor, extreme sarcasm is a plus. *I* clean the house, not him, but he should be a considerate person and not leave skidmarks in the terlet or socks on the floor. No dependent children, not even adult ones, and no weird ex-wife that he's still involved with. Must be able to tolerate cats and be a social person who genuinely enjoys impromptu happy hour guests. Smokers are welcome, smoke nazis are not. Couch potatoes glued to the idiot box need not apply. No self-esteem issues and I don't want to hear about how much he hates his mother. Must be monogamous and faithful.
All of those traits are requirements and not negotiable. Think I'm gonna find me a guy like that?
Yeah tell me about it - and let me just say, I am very surprised at how many men just flat out do NOT like pets, especially CATS. I think all the horse gals would be better off finding a guy who is also into horses - hey at least then you have a built in riding partner.
A guy at work who is NOT into critters said I should go wait in the parking lot at Bob Evans and grab the first guy who walks out in overalls that is walking toward a pick-up truck. He said at least you know the guy doesn't mind getting dirty and he probably knows a bit about farm life.
I know - it's a pipe dream. But you know what they say: aim high, cause it won't hurt the gun.
