Husband asked for a divorce....

ArkRescue

ArkRescue

Adopt me please !
jetmonkey said:
Is this the set up for a big reveal five posts later that you're already banging some other unemployed guy? :confused:
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Somehow I don't think that's the issue - just how many unemployed fathers of 2 can stand up and say I want a divorce? Where will HE LIVE? With some other employed chick? If he doesn't have a job, he must be especially charming to have a 2nd woman, don't you think?
 
Larry Gude

Larry Gude

Strung Out
ArkRescue said:
Somehow I don't think that's the issue - just how many unemployed fathers of 2 can stand up and say I want a divorce? Where will HE LIVE? With some other employed chick? If he doesn't have a job, he must be especially charming to have a 2nd woman, don't you think?
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I'll take "Noise in moms basement" for 200, Alex.
 
ArkRescue

ArkRescue

Adopt me please !
Larry Gude said:
That'll be $1,000

:evil:
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Darn you're cheap - I'll hire ya! :howdy:

My attorney wanted a $2k retainer just to take the case - no telling how much more I would have paid over time. Not like we had a large estate - more like a large stack of bills to be paid.
 
vraiblonde

vraiblonde

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ArkRescue said:
Somehow I don't think that's the issue - just how many unemployed fathers of 2 can stand up and say I want a divorce? Where will HE LIVE? With some other employed chick? If he doesn't have a job, he must be especially charming to have a 2nd woman, don't you think?
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Are you kidding? There are all kinds of women out there who'll take in a guy with two kids and no job. And Larry mentioned the Menendez brothers - I mean, really, chicks'll take anything.
 
Christy

Christy

b*tch rocket
I believe you can get free legal advise every Wednesday morning at the courthouse in Leonardtown.
 
Larry Gude

Larry Gude

Strung Out
ArkRescue said:
Darn you're cheap - I'll hire ya! :howdy:

My attorney wanted a $2k retainer just to take the case - no telling how much more I would have paid over time. Not like we had a large estate - more like a large stack of bills to be paid.
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That was my one time teaser internet special. First thing they taught us at the Latvian School of Fine Law, Trawler Fishing and Female Mustache Waxing.

:buddies:
 
Larry Gude

Larry Gude

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Does anyone, besides me, think he is really ditching her because he don't want no woman with a faulty gall bladder?
 
Merlin99

Merlin99

Visualize whirled peas
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Larry Gude said:
Does anyone, besides me, think he is really ditching her because he don't want no woman with a faulty gall bladder?
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I think it's because of all that pink they've been having on football lately has gotten him to cross over to the dark side.
 
Larry Gude

Larry Gude

Strung Out
vraiblonde said:
Pay me no mind. I'm still disturbed about you picking up chicks by peeing in a room.
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Ok, look. I saw the gall bladder tread pop up and I put 1 and 1 together and came up with what, at the time, seemed funny. And as for the peeing, think about it;

"Oh my gawd! What are you doing??!"


"Hey, baby, you're an 8..."


They get all flattered and...23 skiddoo...



No? Not funny either?


:cds:
 
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