I never split the bill on dates – women can learn from gold diggers

[HemiHauler]

As much bougie as thinks she is, I know damn well you take her to dinner at the Four Seasons or some superlative dining experience, that bitch gonna hold her silverware like a fuxing Neanderthal. I kick that bitch right to the street.

I walked out on a date once who wasn’t taught how to properly hold silverware.

 

[vraiblonde]

As much bougie as thinks she is, I know damn well you take her to dinner at the Four Seasons or some superlative dining experience, that bitch gonna hold her silverware like a fuxing Neanderthal. I kick that bitch right to the street.

I walked out on a date once who wasn’t taught how to properly hold silverware.



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What if she asked for ketchup?

 

[HemiHauler]

What if she asked for ketchup?

That’s addressed in the pre-screening questionnaire.

 

[Clem72]

What if she asked for ketchup?

On fries or a burger? Sure.
On a hot dog or hashbrowns? Not a deal breaker.
On a steak, grilled cheese, or pizza? I'm going to go to the bathroom, then crawl out the window.

 

[HemiHauler]

On fries or a burger? Sure.
On a hot dog or hashbrowns? Not a deal breaker.
On a steak, grilled cheese, or pizza? I'm going to go to the bathroom, then crawl out the window.

Any ketchup, any time, on anything is a dealbreaker.

 

[Gilligan]

ketchup has one use here at the compound....it's to be combined with the Viper sauce mixes that the company owned by an old friend produces.

https://www.vipersauce.com/original-spicy-viper-sauce-bbq-mix/

 

[Kyle]

Ketchup is a last ditch effort on mediocre fries.

First choice would be malted vinegar, second choice - mustard.

 

[gemma_rae]

Catsup, sugar, and rice wine vinegar makes an adequate Sweet and Sour sauce in a pinch.

 

[HemiHauler]

Ketchup is a last ditch effort on mediocre fries.

First choice would be malted vinegar, second choice - mustard.

Mayonnaise belongs on fries. No more, no less.

/thread

 

[Kyle]

Mayonnaise belongs on fries. No more, no less.

That is genuinely gross.

 

[HemiHauler]

Catsup, sugar, and rice wine vinegar makes an adequate Sweet and Sour sauce in a pinch.

Let’s take a nasty concoction loaded with sugar and add …… moar sugar!

 

[gemma_rae]

Let’s take a nasty concoction loaded with sugar and add …… moar sugar!

Why not, or are you a nasty, fat, obese, diabetic basturd?

 

[stgislander]

Ketchup is a last ditch effort on mediocre fries.

First choice would be malted vinegar, second choice - mustard.

What about mayo?

:ducksandruns:

 

[RoseRed]

That is genuinely gross.

How about Frosty's?

 

[Gilligan]

That is genuinely gross.

Fries and Andalouse from street vendors in Oostende......to die for.

 

[GURPS]

A French Fry is a vehicle to eat toppings ...

White Gravy, Ketchup, Various BBQ Sauces, Ranch, Hot Sauce ... a BBQ Ranch, BBQ w/ Hot Sauce added ...

 

[SamSpade]

Fortunately for all ya'll noping her, she'd never be interested in you anyway. I'm laughing out loud at you all thinking that girl would date you in the first place, let alone split the check with you.

Every hear the expression "No matter how hot she is, somebody somewhere is tired of her chit?".
I learned early enough to avoid women like this one. I'd never bother.

Well, that and I'm perfectly happy with the one I got.

 

[HemiHauler]

What about mayo?

:ducksandruns:

I recognize you as a human with superior tastes.

 

[Kyle]

How about Frosty's?

Are you talking about Wendy’s frosty?

 

[RoseRed]

Are you talking about Wendy’s frosty?

Yes.