If you were Sheriff

Pete

Repete
Given the steady supply of body bags used in ST Mary's to cart away dead people from auto accidents every month, what would YOU do to attempt to quell the "rush to death" it seems so many have, if you were appointed Sheriff today?

speak
 
The only thing I can think of is not a popular idea. More red light cameras, and then more speed traps until they can get "speed cameras" like those being used in D.C. installed everywhere.
 

chernmax

NOT Politically Correct!!
Pete said:
Given the steady supply of body bags used in ST Mary's to cart away dead people from auto accidents every month, what would YOU do to attempt to quell the "rush to death" it seems so many have, if you were appointed Sheriff today?

speak

Ban cell phone use in moving vehicles would be a good start!!! :whistle:
 
Pete said:
Given the steady supply of body bags used in ST Mary's to cart away dead people from auto accidents every month, what would YOU do to attempt to quell the "rush to death" it seems so many have, if you were appointed Sheriff today?

speak
Nope, I would remove all speed limits, stop signs and traffic lights and let everyone duke it out on the road NASCAR style.
 
Pete said:
Given the steady supply of body bags used in ST Mary's to cart away dead people from auto accidents every month, what would YOU do to attempt to quell the "rush to death" it seems so many have, if you were appointed Sheriff today?

speak
Nothing. You can't fix stupid.
 

chernmax

NOT Politically Correct!!
thakidistight said:
Nope, I would remove all speed limits, stop signs and traffic lights and let everyone duke it out on the road NASCAR style.


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aps45819

24/7 Single Dad
I would enforce the "politness" laws. Use your turn signnals, don't run red lights, passing on the sholder and stay out of the left lane if you're not turning or passing. The stuff that pizzs folks off and causes them to do the same in turn.
 

migtig

aka Mrs. Giant
I'd have naked beautiful people spaced out at each quarter mile, alternating locations and gender.

I bet lots of folks would slow down then.

Write - in Migtig on your ballot! TY
 
Pete said:
Given the steady supply of body bags used in ST Mary's to cart away dead people from auto accidents every month, what would YOU do to attempt to quell the "rush to death" it seems so many have, if you were appointed Sheriff today?

speak
Seriously, though, I think a campaign against aggressive drivers would be a good start. Instead of speed traps have units on the lookout for tailgating, switching lanes unsafely and excessively and running red lights.
 
kwillia said:
The only thing I can think of is not a popular idea. More red light cameras, and then more speed traps until they can get "speed cameras" like those being used in D.C. installed everywhere.
How about we just put a big sticker on the cars of speeders too, and then we can herd them all together into "camps" and then....:ohwell:
 
thakidistight said:
How about we just put a big sticker on the cars of speeders too, and then we can herd them all together into "camps" and then....
Every time you are caught speeding, instead of a fine, you get a new restrictor plate for your cars manifold. Smaller each time. Pretty soon you'll be struggling to keep up with the flow.(pun intended)
 

chernmax

NOT Politically Correct!!
thakidistight said:
How about we just put a big sticker on the cars of speeders too, and then we can herd them all together into "camps" and then....:ohwell:

You funny!!! <img src="http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b31/chernmax/Avatars/ArnieSmile.gif">
 

aps45819

24/7 Single Dad
desertrat said:
have units on the lookout for running red lights.
EVERY light on 235 EVERY day on my way home from work there will still be cars in the intersection when my light turns green.
 
aps45819 said:
EVERY light on 235 EVERY day on my way home from work there will still be cars in the intersection when my light turns green.
Not if they install red light cameras.
 
aps45819 said:
EVERY light on 235 EVERY day on my way home from work there will still be cars in the intersection when my light turns green.
Not to mention blocking the intersection when there is a back up.
 

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
Patron
desertrat said:
Nothing. You can't fix stupid.
Agreed. Tim Cameron apparently is busting on Dave Zylak for not doing "more" about domestic violence.

What does that mean? :confused: And what exactly does he think Zylak should be doing about it? And, more importantly, what does HE intend to do about it if elected?

I mean, will he oversee everyone's love life? Prohibit women from dating men who are abusive? Lock up abusers and throw away the key, even if they have to pry Mama from his leg to do it?

I assume it was in reaction to that shooting over in Westbury, but I fail to see how Zylak could have prevented that in any way.
 

chernmax

NOT Politically Correct!!
vraiblonde said:
Agreed. Tim Cameron apparently is busting on Dave Zylak for not doing "more" about domestic violence.

What does that mean? :confused: And what exactly does he think Zylak should be doing about it? And, more importantly, what does HE intend to do about it if elected?

I mean, will he oversee everyone's love life? Prohibit women from dating men who are abusive? Lock up abusers and throw away the key, even if they have to pry Mama from his leg to do it?

I assume it was in reaction to that shooting over in Westbury, but I fail to see how Zylak could have prevented that in any way.

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Pete

Repete
vraiblonde said:
Agreed. Tim Cameron apparently is busting on Dave Zylak for not doing "more" about domestic violence.

What does that mean? :confused: And what exactly does he think Zylak should be doing about it? And, more importantly, what does HE intend to do about it if elected?

I mean, will he oversee everyone's love life? Prohibit women from dating men who are abusive? Lock up abusers and throw away the key, even if they have to pry Mama from his leg to do it?

I assume it was in reaction to that shooting over in Westbury, but I fail to see how Zylak could have prevented that in any way.
True, vehicle collisions are the #1 cause of death in SMc, maybe old age is #1 but you get my drift.

How many people would still be alive in CY 06 if there were no accidents?
 

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
Patron
Pete said:
Given the steady supply of body bags used in ST Mary's to cart away dead people from auto accidents every month, what would YOU do to attempt to quell the "rush to death" it seems so many have, if you were appointed Sheriff today?

speak
If it were me, I'd put pressure on judges to actually sentence traffic offenders instead of sloughing them off or giving them a pat on the rear. Some bonehead causes an accident because he was driving aggressively or drinking or whatever, and the judge doesn't take away his license because then how's the guy going to get to and from work (or whatever)?

I say that's their problem - they should have thought of that before they got behind the wheel. You read all the time about people with 6 and 7 DWIs still out on the roads. Dozens of speeding tickets and still on the road.
 
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