Is It Acceptable
- Thread starter migtig
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Geesh I don't think I have any boob and Catholic jokes.
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.
"God," he prayed, "I really want a car." Jumping up and dashing to the window, he saw that the driveway was empty.
"God," he prayed again, "I really NEED a car."
Still, no answer to his prayers.
Suddenly the kid stood up, ran into his parent's bedroom, and grabbed the statuette of the Virgin Mary off the mantelpiece.
He wrapped it up in ten layers of paper, using three rolls of tape and a spool of twine, then stuffed it inside a box at the very bottom of his closet.
"Okay, God," he said, getting down onto his knees again, "If you ever want to see your mother again..."
Very nice! 
Black-Francis
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Geesh I don't think I have any boob and Catholic jokes.
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.
"God," he prayed, "I really want a car." Jumping up and dashing to the window, he saw that the driveway was empty.
"God," he prayed again, "I really NEED a car."
Still, no answer to his prayers.
Suddenly the kid stood up, ran into his parent's bedroom, and grabbed the statuette of the Virgin Mary off the mantelpiece.
He wrapped it up in ten layers of paper, using three rolls of tape and a spool of twine, then stuffed it inside a box at the very bottom of his closet.
"Okay, God," he said, getting down onto his knees again, "If you ever want to see your mother again..."
This post has been reported, crybaby!
bcp
In My Opinion
You can make fun of ugly people, and you can make fun of jews, however to make fun of an ugly jew is double hit and therefor can only be used in the instance of serious argument when the jew picked on your Christianity, or your mother first.
This is all common stuff that is covered in the book, Bigotry for Dummies.
for Gods sake man, we are a civilized people, we do have rules.
migtig
aka Mrs. Giant
Actually, no I'm not. However, I do realized that you were an abused kid and your mother didn't love you. Can't say as I blame her.
Black-Francis
New Member
lovinmaryland
Well-Known Member
I personally havent made fun of anyone for their religious beliefs... but I have laughed so I guess that does mean I did participate in a way. However if Beta or whoever would have let me know they didnt like it or appreciate me laughing along @ the comments whether they came from a friend or fo I would have stopped.
Black-Francis
New Member
According to your dog face, you have been the abused one, sweetie!
Black-Francis
New Member
Exactly and I pm'd Beta 3 weeks ago asking if it was out of line, because sometimes I like the little girl.
migtig
aka Mrs. Giant
Really BF, Bite me. You are an ignorant bigot for whom I can't find a single redeeming quality. Keep on insulting me, it keeps reinforcing my stellar opinion of you. I actually enjoy you calling me ugly. It keeps the pervs away.
Black-Francis
New Member
Like I give a chit about your opinion!!!
clevalley
...
I'm Catholic. Let's hear 'em.
I have one!
Two priest's were taking a leak in the urinals one day and the one priest looks down and see's a nicotine patch on the other guy's wiener.
He says "Im not really a rocket scientist or anything, but, isn't that supposed to be on your arm?"
The other priest goes "Nah, it's working fine. I'm down to two butts a day"!
migtig
aka Mrs. Giant
You must, cause you go out of your way to attempt to get attention from me. "Look at me Look at me I'm Black Francis". Not even funny. If you were funny, I'd give you credit. You are just ignorant.
BCP, he's funny.
Black-Francis
New Member
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luckystar
Guest
I think it's perfectly acceptable to make fun of Juggalos. It's ridiculous:
It was explained to me over the weekend that Insane Clown Posse has a religion in which each album is a 'release' of a new commandment. Sounds like brainwashing into commercialism to me. I wanted to smack him, he was going on about how somehow it would be reasonable in that religion to split someone's head open with a hatchet for cheating on their girl. He was too drunk to hear that it was an absolutely ridiculous statement.
Then there's the whole, "omg they're so cool, allidrinkisFaygo cuz it's the drink of the GAWDS like the skinny and fat guys that paint their faces." "Oh, and Nyquil pillz and Juggalettes, yo."
Ugh. Ughhhhh.
:dies of embarassment from having met this guy:
It was explained to me over the weekend that Insane Clown Posse has a religion in which each album is a 'release' of a new commandment. Sounds like brainwashing into commercialism to me. I wanted to smack him, he was going on about how somehow it would be reasonable in that religion to split someone's head open with a hatchet for cheating on their girl. He was too drunk to hear that it was an absolutely ridiculous statement.
Then there's the whole, "omg they're so cool, allidrinkisFaygo cuz it's the drink of the GAWDS like the skinny and fat guys that paint their faces." "Oh, and Nyquil pillz and Juggalettes, yo."
Ugh. Ughhhhh.
:dies of embarassment from having met this guy:
pixiegirl
Cleopatra Jones
You're funny..............
........looking......
OMG, Jew jokes, this joke, XXL shirt; you're my father!
Black-Francis
New Member
Is it ok to make jew jokes if you are a jew?
