Kids say the darndest things

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I work for a DoD contractor, mostly Navy, so I talk to hubby about alot of work that I do for Naval ships. One day after a doctors appointment, I take my daughter to work to introduce her to my co-workers and she asks "Which one is the Captain?"
 
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Mousebaby

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My 8 yr. old decided to become independant the other day. His dad had put a small frozen pizza in the oven and turned the timer on so he wouldn't forget it.

Well he forgot and was downstairs. So when the timer went off the 8 yr. old ( 9 in May) decided he would handle it himself! :faint:

So when we asked him how he handled it this is what he said:
He said he opened the oven door, took the "panhandlers" and got the pizza out of the oven and turned off the oven!

I about pee'd myself laughing at the "Panhandlers" comment! :lmao:
 
High EGT

High EGT

Gort! Klaatu barada nikto
Driving solo and not wanting to leave my then 5 yo daughter alone while Dad uses the local Burger King men’s room I position her against the far wall and after doing my business she asked very loudly "Dad why are you shaking it?" What followed was a loud grunt from an occupied stall I believe was some guy who just relieved himself with very suppressed laughter.
 
High EGT

High EGT

Gort! Klaatu barada nikto
After watching E.T my then young daughter turned and asked if she could have an Alien Brother? I said go ask your Mom and if its Ok with her then its Ok with me. A short time later she returned with a sad puppy face. Oh well
 
godsbutterfly

godsbutterfly

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I was at the grocery store with my son and this old lady stopped us and was going on and on about how lonely she was and how much she missed her children and grandchildren and how cute my son was and so on. Finally my "cute son" said "Hey lady, know what?" and she said "What's that, Sweetie?" to which he replied "One day soon you're gonna die!" I clamped my hand over his mouth, said a hasty goodbye and pulled him and our cart away as fast as I could! BTW his only comment as I lectured him was "But Mommy she is!" 3 years old and brutally honest!
 
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toppick08

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godsbutterfly said:
I was at the grocery store with my son and this old lady stopped us and was going on and on about how lonely she was and how much she missed her children and grandchildren and how cute my son was and so on. Finally my "cute son" said "Hey lady, know what?" and she said "What's that, Sweetie?" to which he replied "One day soon you're gonna die!" I clamped my hand over his mouth, said a hasty goodbye and pulled him and our cart away as fast as I could! BTW his only comment as I lectured him was "But Mommy she is!" 3 years old and brutally honest!
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RoseRed

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godsbutterfly said:
I was at the grocery store with my son and this old lady stopped us and was going on and on about how lonely she was and how much she missed her children and grandchildren and how cute my son was and so on. Finally my "cute son" said "Hey lady, know what?" and she said "What's that, Sweetie?" to which he replied "One day soon you're gonna die!" I clamped my hand over his mouth, said a hasty goodbye and pulled him and our cart away as fast as I could! BTW his only comment as I lectured him was "But Mommy she is!" 3 years old and brutally honest!
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When my daughter was about four, there was a lady behind us in line at the market. The woman turned her back and started loading her groceries on the conveyor belt. Bug started saying BEEP...BEEP...BEEP... I shushed her ever so quickly. :lol:
 
Cowgirl

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We had grilled cheese sammiches for dinner tonight, and while BF was cutting girlie's sandwich into quarters, he said, "This is how I liked them cut when I was a boy." Girlie quickly corrected him and said, "You're not a boy, you're daddy."
 
GeezLouise

GeezLouise

tired and content....
Last night I had to run out to the drug store really quick, while I was there I picked up an Easter egg dye kit. When I brought it home to my 3 year old, he looks at it with a big smile and says, "damnit, thank you!" :faint:

He heard the word and didn't even use it in the right context. :lol:
 
mamissa3

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My 7 year old was spelling all kinds of things the other day, well he got to truck, thank decided to take out the tr and f..., yea i didnt know weither to laugh or yell. not somethinging i say or spell around them lol.
 
oldman

oldman

Lobster Land
As a very young lad many moons ago I guess I couldn't say grasshopper and it came out asshopper. Had a Great Uncle that called me that until the day he died.
 
yankee44

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Saturday night while we were in Target me and the 2 year old son were walking up and down the isles while Mom was looking at something. Well, little dude spotted a bra that had fallen of the rack. He says "I go pick it up" . So he goes over tries to put it back on the rack and it falls off again. I tell him just let it go and come on. Well He says, for the 15 people around to hear "Daddy I can't leave the boobies on the floor" :killingme

I could not stop laughing for about a half hour.:killingme:killingme:killingme
 
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toppick08

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yankee44 said:
Saturday night while we were in Target me and the 2 year old son were walking up and down the isles while Mom was looking at something. Well, little dude spotted a bra that had fallen of the rack. He says "I go pick it up" . So he goes over tries to put it back on the rack and it falls off again. I tell him just let it go and come on. Well He says, for the 15 people around to hear "Daddy I can't leave the boobies on the floor" :killingme

I could not stop laughing for about a half hour.:killingme:killingme:killingme
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Priceless........:lmao:
 
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Gwydion

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Bronwyn said:
I was riding in the car with my five year old. He looked at me and asked me, "Mommy, when was I born?" I thought for a moment, because I knew full well that he already knew when his birthday was. I decided to humor him though. "You were born on November 28th." I told him.

His mouth dropped open, surprised, "You mean I was born on my birthday?" He asked totally surprised.



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You should have said 13 days past 9 months from Valentine's day.

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This weekend my 3 year old tells me "I'm gonna smack your butt girlfriend!" Because I don't say this to her I asked her where she heard it. . . she blamed it on her grandmother - who had such the look of mortification on her face as she spits out "No you did not!" How does my 3 year old respond?? In song, of course "Bad boys, bad boys, what'cha gonna do, bad boys. . . " Freaking hysterical - I almost peed myself laughing so hard!
 
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carolinagirl

What's it 2 U
There is never a dull moment with my three.

My 8 yo has a male teacher this year. His name is Mr. Brown. About a month ago on the way to school she was going on and on about Mr. Brown this and Mr. Brown that. She fianlly finished and about 30 seconds later my 3 yo son asks, Cissy, is Mr. Brown, brown? I could not stop laughing.

When the 8 yo was about 3 yo she had this notion that all older people where grandmas and grandpas. We were in Walmart one day looking at the flowers and this older couple was next to us. My daughter looks at the lady and says, Hi grandma!" I was stumbling over my words trying to explain and the lady says that's fine I don't mind if she calls me grandma.
 
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