Kids say the darndest things

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KWAK

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Then there was the day I was checking out at Safeway - she was sitting in the cart and referred to me as a 'he'. I reminded her that mommy was a girl - in the loudest voice she could muster she says "Yes - Mommy is a girl because she has a 'GINA! Not a PENIS Mommy, but a 'GINA!!!" :lmao:
 
pixiegirl

pixiegirl

Cleopatra Jones
We went to the grocery store the other day. Amongst the rest of the groceries we got toilet paper, Cottonelle to be exact, with a picture of a puppy on the package. The three year old takes it, looks at it and then says "This toilet paper is for dogs!"
 
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nicole_M

New Member
I asked my daugher to help her brothers pick up the GeoTrax and put them away - Her reply "I can't Mommy - I so pretty!"
 
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atrusomder

Isaiah 55:8-9
So we were about to eat breakfast and my son wanted to know which cereal was mine. I told him that the GrapeNuts were mine and he said, "Well, what do those taste like?
I replied, "Nasty, you won't like them and they have no flavor."
He said, "I probably will. I think they made it from hamburger, you know":lmao:
 
mamissa3

mamissa3

New Member
I asked my daughter to pick up her room the other day and she told me she couldnt because she walked around school to much the day before.



nicole_M said:
I asked my daugher to help her brothers pick up the GeoTrax and put them away - Her reply "I can't Mommy - I so pretty!"
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whome20603

whome20603

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I took my 6 year old cousin to Blockbuster to rent a movie on a Friday night, it was crazy crowded and we probably waited in line for 15-20 minutes before finally reaching the register. Ha, well he says to the lady, "Wow lady, your tits are huge" Needless to say, I'm totally mortified and caught off guard and as I go to correct him she says, "Excuse me?" I'm sure she was caught of guard too, haha. So, him being so literal, thinks she didn't hear him. Even louder he says, "Lady, YOUR TITS ARE HUGE". I quickly collected my change, all the while trying my best to hide my laughter telling him that he cannot say that, it's not polite. So he tells me, "but they are" :lmao:
 
Cowgirl

Cowgirl

Well-Known Member
The kids sat on my friend's little pony the other day, and girlie told her grandmother that she rode a pony. Grandmother asked, "Where'd you ride the pony?" Girlie said, "On my hiney." :roflmao:
 
Beelzebaby666

Beelzebaby666

Has confinement issues..
When my car broke down last week, my 6 year old was in the back seat and said after few minutes of sitting still in the car, " Mom, can't you hit the nitrous and get this thing rollin?" Where the heck did he hear that?:lol:
 
virgovictoria

virgovictoria

Tight Pants and Lipstick
PREMO Member
At my great-nephew's kindergarten graduation, they walked across stage and spoke of the great things they wanted to do in life. My g-nephew gets up, says his name, "When I grow up, I'm going to marry 'Suzie" (another girl in the class), which had all of the kids snickering and wooooing, "and I'm going to be a famous soccer player (dads are woofing it up) and I'm going to have 20 kids!" The whole place went nuts! :lmao: (that's Catholic school for ya! :killingme)
 
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chemommy25

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My 7 yr old little sister tends to call all jeeps, jalopy's. especially in front of the owners of the jeep, the look on thier face is priceless.
 
RareBreed

RareBreed

Throwing the deuces
I told my son the other day that he was driving me banannas and he said, "It's ok mommy. You like 'nannas!!"
 
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Booboo3604

Active Member
Friends of ours have a young son that is still working on his speech. He likes to talk too fast and sometimes (and with particular letters) he can't pronounce them correctly. Our favorite is his pronounciation of "dump truck". There have been many occasions of driving down the road or walking through the toy store and his super excited voice he's like "hey look at the dumB Fu*&" We try and correct him and make him say it correctly right after he does it, but he just looks at you like your crazy and he's thinking "thats what I'm saying, dumB Fu*&"

Oh but he's not biased, he likes monster Fu*&s too! :lmao:
 
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RareBreed

RareBreed

Throwing the deuces
Booboo3604 said:
Friends of ours have a young son that is still working on his speech. He likes to talk too fast and sometimes (and with particular letters) he can't pronounce them correctly. Our favorite is his pronounciation of "dump truck". There have been many occasions of driving down the road or walking through the toy store and his super excited voice he's like "hey look at the dumB Fu*&" We try and correct him and make him say it correctly right after he does it, but he just looks at you like your crazy and he's thinking "thats what I'm saying, dumB Fu*&"

Oh but he's not biased, he likes monster Fu*&s too! :lmao:
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My youngest does the same thing. Especially embarressing when he tells our pastor that we saw a bire f### (fire truck).
 
RareBreed

RareBreed

Throwing the deuces
The other night after I had crawled into bed, my youngest came into my room and said "I love you mommy and my bed isn't broken." RED FLAG!! I went flying into his room. Turned out one of the slats from his bunk bed had fallen and was hanging down. Easy fix. I couldn't fall asleep because I kept laughing about what he said.
 
morningbell

morningbell

hmmmmmm
We would watch some of the more gentler skits form the Mtv show "Jacka$$" with my 6 year old son. When we were at El Cerro Grande in the LP the TV in the dining room was on, a comercial with 2 of the JA characters was on and my son who speaks loudly when excited says, "HEY MOM, THERE ARE THE 2 GUYS FROM THE JACKA$$ SHOW" I calmly explain that its not nice to say that in public" and then the lighbulb over his head turns on, "OK MOMMY, THERE ARE THE TWO GUYS FROM THE DONKEY SHOW" :doh: At that point I was speachless, I did a turn my head and laugh so he couldn't see or hear, tears in my eyes and my face was red:blushing:
 
morningbell

morningbell

hmmmmmm
RareBreed said:
The other night after I had crawled into bed, my youngest came into my room and said "I love you mommy and my bed isn't broken." RED FLAG!! I went flying into his room. Turned out one of the slats from his bunk bed had fallen and was hanging down. Easy fix. I couldn't fall asleep because I kept laughing about what he said.
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I love that stuff, dead give away! :lmao:
 
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