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Shirley
A couple quotes from my 5 year old son:
"When we move, can we take our dirt with us?"
"A man needs his private time on the toilet."
Re: getting off the potty too soon: "I may have to take another lap."
While opening fortune cookies that we usually read to him: "Are these from God?"
He makes me smile every single day! Children are priceless!
"When we move, can we take our dirt with us?"
"A man needs his private time on the toilet."
Re: getting off the potty too soon: "I may have to take another lap."
While opening fortune cookies that we usually read to him: "Are these from God?"
He makes me smile every single day! Children are priceless!
barncat
New Member
My 2 year old last night was complaining about her butt hurting, exact words "I hurt my butt." This went on for a short while. I was sitting on the floor and she walks over to me, takes down her pants and pull-up and says "I hurt my butt, mommy want to kiss it?"
They are so much fun at this age, why do they have to grow up? I want her to stay little and adorable forever...
They are so much fun at this age, why do they have to grow up? I want her to stay little and adorable forever...
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Roxy1104
Guest
The latest and greatest..... :foottap: When I tell him to do something, he says "blah blah blah blah blah!" My very FIRST thought was this -> 
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toppick08
Guest
SoMDGirl42
Well-Known Member
When my oldest was 3 she fell and skinned her elbow. I was on the phone with my best friend trying and trying to console a 3 year old that freaked every time she saw a drop of blood. I tried putting neosporin on it and she screamed even harder every time I got near her. My friend asked to speak to her. She gets on the phone and my friend asked why she wouldn't let me put the neosporin on it. My daughter stated that was only for knees and not elbows. She wanted elbowsporin. We started laughing and naming different body parts. Everything had it own sporin, bellysporin, headsporin, legsporin etc. Finally my friend said what would you put on your butt if you hurt that? We were expecting hineysporin, buttsporin but instead she said matter of factly DESITIN! We still crack up over that one.
barncat
New Member
When my oldest was 3 she fell and skinned her elbow. I was on the phone with my best friend trying and trying to console a 3 year old that freaked every time she saw a drop of blood. I tried putting neosporin on it and she screamed even harder every time I got near her. My friend asked to speak to her. She gets on the phone and my friend asked why she wouldn't let me put the neosporin on it. My daughter stated that was only for knees and not elbows. She wanted elbowsporin. We started laughing and naming different body parts. Everything had it own sporin, bellysporin, headsporin, legsporin etc. Finally my friend said what would you put on your butt if you hurt that? We were expecting hineysporin, buttsporin but instead she said matter of factly DESITIN! We still crack up over that one.
That's really cute! Mine loves her A&D put on her butt. When she wants the A&D put on she says "Mommy I want butt on." One time she came up to me and said "Mommy I want butt" and I new exactly what she was talking about. She even pretends to but 'butt' on her babies when she changes their diapers.
Mine is just starting to say things to embarass me. We had guests over and he needed to be changed, so I took him back to his room. When we came back to everyone, he proudly announced "Daddy farted!". (Ok, I had, but I was changing a foul diaper, and I didn't think it was gonna matter much).
ocean733
New Member
carolinagirl
What's it 2 U
My son makes me laugh daily. He is four and I also have two daughters, a 16 yo and an 8 yo. Earlier this week we were in my room watching TV and he said I'll be back. I said where ya going? He said I am going upstairs to get my "short sister". I couldn't help but laugh and wonder where he would get that from.
ocean733
New Member
I LOVE kids that age!! They are so funny. I had a four-year-old in my class this past year that used to talk about his brother Joshua. He had no syblings. And HIS name was Joshua. I sent my ( 12 yr old ) son to the freezer downsatirs to get some meat out for the next nights dinner. he brought it to me and said " what is with the rooster in the freezer?"
I was like "what the heck , the what ?" very confussed. He said " the rooster "
Then it hit me....."it's a roaster, not a rooster, it says roaster on it". It was one of those oven stuffer chicken roasters....LOL!!! I could not stop laughing...
I was like "what the heck , the what ?" very confussed. He said " the rooster "
Then it hit me....."it's a roaster, not a rooster, it says roaster on it". It was one of those oven stuffer chicken roasters....LOL!!! I could not stop laughing...
RareBreed
Throwing the deuces
I didn't have the heart to tell him that I used to say that he looked like a baby chimp when he was real tiny. You can practically braid the hair on his back.
camily
Peace
My daughter saw a small sticker on the back of a frame that had her picture in it. She said it said her name on it. I told her no it didn't. It said made in China. She wasn't made in China. She looked at me confused and said "Yes I was". I said, "No Celie, you were not made in China.' Then I laughed a little. She yes, "Duh Mom, I was too made in your china".
Then I realized she meant vagina.
Then I realized she meant vagina.
frozenrain
New Member
My little sister was eating a pork sausage once.She went to pierce it with her fork but jabbed it instead.It went flying across the table in the air.She exclaimed 'and they say pigs can't fly!' I thought it was quite smart .
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redhotmomma
Guest
I was changing my daughters diaper when my 3 year old son came up and pointed and said look my mommy sissy is broke! I just can't wait till he gets older and really starts asking questions.
atrusomder
Isaiah 55:8-9
we were in the garage and them "skeeter eaters" were everywhere. My son says look mom, that one is long and has two heads.. I laughed so hard I almost pee'd myself and just couldn't bring myself to tell him they were backtoback mating.
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