Larry Gude
Strung Out
Why? They will just tell you to eat less and exercise more. Who needs a thread for that? Maybe your Mom should have beat you more, did you notice how skinny beaten kids are?.
Your narcissism is lesser than mine.
True story; dad was the disciplinarian. He beat our ass. Mom was the 'wait until your father gets home'. One night, I'd be bad. I know, hard to believe but, true enough. Actually, the problem was I got caught. In any event, in some fit of personal growth, I guess, it was decided mom would whoop me. Well, she simply does not have it in her. So, she's like 'this is gonna hurt me more than you...." prelude and is more or less warning me when it is coming, like we're doing this as a team. So, anyway, anticipation is awful, of course, and I feel her wind up and reflexively cover my ass with my hand. Wood spoon on knuckles.
MOTHER####ERPLEASE!!!! OWEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was always better when pop did the duty. It was OVER before the pain reached the brain.