Looking for a Female Friend

[vraiblonde]

Stop! I'm about to pee myself!

Don't do that. She'll be on here any minute now wanting to know why I'm so obsessed with her. Then she'll get all huffy and spend hours telling me that neither I nor this forum are important to her and that her life is just oh so perfect and I should try getting a life just like hers. And I'll reply, "I do have a life just like yours - 24/7 on the forums!!!!"

Watch and see...

 

[Sharon]

Stop! I'm about to pee myself!

Go to Pete (for a Carefree).

 

[jazz lady]

Don't do that. She'll be on here any minute now wanting to know why I'm so obsessed with her. Then she'll get all huffy and spend hours telling me that neither I nor this forum are important to her and that her life is just oh so perfect and I should try getting a life just like hers. And I'll reply, "I do have a life just like yours - 24/7 on the forums!!!!"

Watch and see...

I can't wait.

 

[jazz lady]

Hey Pete!

Go to Pete (for a Carefree).

Can you spare one?

 

[pvineswinger]

Damn,

 

[pvineswinger]

Now I get it...naughty pvineswinger!

You're a little slow- but as long as you keep up... it's OK!!!

 

[HollowSoul]

<--------lookin for a woman that can cook....(and put up with my BS)..

 

[Sharon]

Can you spare one?

I heard where there is one you can have.

 

[jazz lady]

<--------lookin for a woman that can cook....(and put up with my BS)..

:missionimpossible:

 

[pvineswinger]

Go to Pete (for a Carefree).

You can just grab one if he's still paralyzed from pulling his nose hair.

 

[jazz lady]

I heard where there is one you can have.

You just HAD to go there, didn't you?

 

[dems4me]

Yeah........advice taken....I got to run...maybe i'll catch ya'll tomorrow ?

I'm nice

Drive safe...!!!

I cook too, just not very grill friendly or steak friendly... cooking steaks and grilling is a guy thing anyways... so if you can do either... we'd be a good match (no pun intended).

 

[pvineswinger]

<-------can cook- but doesn't put up with BS.

(But I can dish out some BS- he he!)

<--------lookin for a woman that can cook....(and put up with my BS)..

 

[vraiblonde]

just not very grill friendly or steak friendly...

...or animal friendly or computer friendly or intelligence friendly or....

Here's a sample...

 

[jazz lady]

Hey Pete!

...or animal friendly or computer friendly or intelligence friendly or....

Here's a sample...

I'm going to need TWO pads!

 

[dems4me]

...or animal friendly or computer friendly or intelligence friendly or....

Here's a sample...

In case the other hens in the coop havn't informed you -- you are the checkered one -- it's a polish top hat -- I named you -- you because you pull your hair out alot - I imagine.

You obviously glossed over the fact that I said something nice about Bush.. and then folks that I was on eggnog as a result...

 

[pvineswinger]

I'm going to need TWO pads!

Try these:


http://store1.yimg.com/I/uglydress_1800_20877110

 

[Kizzy]

Eggnog, just remembered I have some in the frig.

 

[dems4me]

Eggnog, just remembered I have some in the frig.

If you would like some eggs... let me know... the hens have been laying some doozies out there.... sorry jazz... no peeps this week either.... I keep telling you not to count your chickens before they hatch... sorry..

 

[Sharon]

Try these:


http://store1.yimg.com/I/uglydress_1800_20877110