Male Translation Needed

[crabcake]

I think that depends...if that's all you get them, yeah, not so good. However, if you're on the way to the bedroom and say "oh yeah, I got you this too", I think that's ok.

Would it then be an appropriate time for her to casually remember the penis pump she also got him as a gift?

 

[ylexot]

Would it then be an appropriate time for her to casually remember the penis pump she also got him as a gift?

Sure. Why not.

 

[aps45819]

I've read that lingerie is almost as bad a Valentine's Day gift as kitchen appliances, because it's an open statement of the man's intentions. I picture the woman throwing the garment in the man's face - "Bra with boning? That's the only boning that will be in this house tonight!"

Did your Mom tell you that?
V Day is all about love, romance and sex. Perfect time to gift lingerie, flavored body lotions, whipped cream, edible undies, fur lined restraints and other bedroom toys.
It's been my experience that those sort of things can lead to awkward silences if you're at her parents house on Christmas morning.

 

[Foxhound]

Actually I think that lingerie is a gift for the guy, viagra is a gift for the lady.

I prefer to do the bath and body stuff for the ladies.