Male Translation Needed

[K_Jo]

Please make sure it's wrapped.

 

[Dougstermd]

Can I have a Valentine's present?

certainly

Please make sure it's wrapped.

Ribbed or flavored:shrug:

 

[aps45819]

Can I have a Valentine's present?

Here's your dozen roses

 

[julz20684]

Here's your dozen roses

 

[aps45819]

Careful, I'm not domesticated

 

[julz20684]

Careful, I'm not domesticated

Ooops sorry, ok, how about this

 

[BadGirl]

Can I have a Valentine's present?

You can be my Valentine, Sugar Pie.

As a matter of fact, I do have a little present for you. Remember? :shrug:

 

[Dougstermd]

You can be my Valentine, Sugar Pie.

As a matter of fact, I do have a little present for you. Remember? :shrug:

I got some toys for Bubba proablly drop them off this weekend

 

[aps45819]

Ooops sorry, ok, how about this

What the hell, it's time I got house broke

 

[julz20684]

You can be my Valentine, Sugar Pie.

As a matter of fact, I do have a little present for you. Remember? :shrug:

Thank you and yes now that you reminded me, you do. I feel so loved and validated now....thank you dear BG.

 

[Tonio]

I think it's easy for men to feel resentful around Valentine's Day, because the advertising is targeted to us and not to women. Jewelry ads are the worst, coming dangerously close to describing the products as carnal bribes. How about some ads urging women to surprise their men with tickets to Daytona or plasma TVs?

 

[julz20684]

What the hell, it's time I got house broke

 

[Pete]

You can be my Valentine, Sugar Pie.

As a matter of fact, I do have a little present for you. Remember? :shrug:

You are not giving her my crockpot are you?

 

[Dougstermd]

I think it's easy for men to feel resentful around Valentine's Day, because the advertising is targeted to us and not to women. Jewelry ads are the worst, coming dangerously close to describing the products as carnal bribes. How about some ads urging women to surprise their men with tickets to Daytona or plasma TVs?

wow you are not as dumb as all the forumite told me you were

 

[bresamil]

You are not giving her my crockpot are you?

You STILL haven't picked up that crock pot?

 

[Tonio]

wow you are not as dumb as all the forumite told me you were

New sig.

 

[aps45819]

I think it's easy for men to feel resentful around Valentine's Day, because the advertising is targeted to us and not to women.

I hate being forced to watch all those Victoria's Secret ads on TV

 

[julz20684]

I hate being forced to watch all those Victoria's Secret ads on TV

I feel your pain

 

[Tonio]

I hate being forced to watch all those Victoria's Secret ads on TV

I've read that lingerie is almost as bad a Valentine's Day gift as kitchen appliances, because it's an open statement of the man's intentions. I picture the woman throwing the garment in the man's face - "Bra with boning? That's the only boning that will be in this house tonight!"

 

[ylexot]

I've read that lingerie is almost as bad a Valentine's Day gift as kitchen appliances, because it's an open statement of the man's intentions. I picture the woman throwing the garment in the man's face - "Bra with boning? That's the only boning that will be in this house tonight!"

I think that depends...if that's all you get them, yeah, not so good. However, if you're on the way to the bedroom and say "oh yeah, I got you this too", I think that's ok.