Men...

[Larry Gude]

...if your gal called you at work once in awhile and wanted you to come home and get it on, would this be further evidence of women attempting to dominate men and have you put everything after them or are you still here?









Edited for for grammar so that MM doesn't have an identity crisis.

 

[itsbob]

I'd think.. "I still got it"

 

[Toxick]

...if you're gal called you at work once in awhile and wanted you to come home and get it on, would this be further evidence of women attempting to dominate men and have you put everything after them or are you still here?

Me, I wouldn't consider why she was doing it.

I would just enjoy lunchtime nook.


Although I would insist that since I'm going so far out of my daily routine, I am repaid by lingerie and heels being worn, and some nice brats with mustard and peppers would be hot and ready for my trip back to the office.

 

[vraiblonde]

How about if she walked in in the middle of the SuperBowl, 4th quarter with two minutes left on the clock, your team has the ball and is on the 10 yard line?

 

[K_Jo]

How about if she walked in in the middle of the SuperBowl, 4th quarter with two minutes left on the clock, your team has the ball and is on the 10 yard line?

Well then she's just asking to be smacked.

 

[baileydog]

How about if she walked in in the middle of the SuperBowl, 4th quarter with two minutes left on the clock, your team has the ball and is on the 10 yard line?

Yea! Like that would be fair to men.

 

[Toxick]

How about if she walked in in the middle of the SuperBowl, 4th quarter with two minutes left on the clock, your team has the ball and is on the 10 yard line?

I can walk and chew gum at the same time.








And by "walk", I mean "watch football", and by "chew gum" I mean "get a hum".

 

[vraiblonde]

Oooh ! I know!

What if she called you on the golf course and wanted you to come home immediately and have sex with her? Would you say, "See you, guys - gotta run home and service the old lady," or would you keep your cellphone off to avoid this sort of distraction?

 

[Larry Gude]

That's...

How about if she walked in in the middle of the SuperBowl, 4th quarter with two minutes left on the clock, your team has the ball and is on the 10 yard line?

...a tough one, but, in the interest of all man, and woman kind and better relations for us all, I'm willing to see what happens! You're on!

 

[Pete]

How about if she walked in in the middle of the SuperBowl, 4th quarter with two minutes left on the clock, your team has the ball and is on the 10 yard line?

Depends on the score.

 

[Larry Gude]

Again...

Oooh ! I know!

What if she called you on the golf course and wanted you to come home immediately and have sex with her? Would you say, "See you, guys - gotta run home and service the old lady," or would you keep your cellphone off to avoid this sort of distraction?

...it's worth finding out...

 

[Otter]

Oooh ! I know!

What if she called you on the golf course and wanted you to come home immediately and have sex with her? Would you say, "See you, guys - gotta run home and service the old lady," or would you keep your cellphone off to avoid this sort of distraction?

There's no cell phones on the golf course!!

 

[BuddyLee]

It is more consensual so it works out for both parties.

 

[vraiblonde]

...it's worth finding out...

Does that mean you will start leaving your cellphone on when you go golfing?

:batseyelashes:

 

[BuddyLee]

How about if she walked in in the middle of the SuperBowl, 4th quarter with two minutes left on the clock, your team has the ball and is on the 10 yard line?

Blasphemy!

 

[Larry Gude]

When...

Does that mean you will start leaving your cellphone on when you go golfing?

:batseyelashes:

...was the last time you called me and said "Hey..."

And what happened?

 

[toppick08]

Depends on the score.

 

[Larry Gude]

It's...

Blasphemy!

...called Sportscenter. They'll show you what you missed, non stop, for the next 48 hours. However, if you watch the game, don't bother looking for the highlights of what you missed. There won't be any.

 

[Toxick]

Speaking for myself only, I can only think of one activity that I wouldn't drop what I'm doing and go have sex instead.





And, frankly, if I'm performing this activity, it's unlikely that MrsToxick is interested in getting her groove on just then.

 

[BuddyLee]

...called Sportscenter. They'll show you what you missed, non stop, for the next 48 hours. However, if you watch the game, don't bother looking for the highlights of what you missed. There won't be any.

I hate Sportscenter. NFL Network is much better.