Well I did finally post a singles ad and even though I get tons of I want to meet you messages. I just am not the type to meet up with a stranger. Anyway I though I would post my completely honest description for all to have a good chuckle at. So here it is.
I find this part the most intimidating when describing ourselves, our wants and desires. I am a divorced mother with a 14 & 15 yr. old home full time. My last relationship was seven years that ended around April of 2013. I am not one of those people that says that "My kids are my life above anyone and anything else" but I am a good mother who is frequently busy attending to their needs. Years ago I would have stated all the ins and outs that I would want in a man but at this point just having a pulse is a good start. Other than a pulse, a job and your own place to live without your parents would be great. I am currently in College Full Time but I completely support myself and am quite self sufficient. I have a great sense of humor, I love most types of music and would be considered a quite social and somewhat talkative person. I am 43 years old. I would consider myself average in the looks department but I do clean up well. I am by no means a Skinny Minnie but I don't take up two seats anywhere. No offense intended but I have no desire to have long walks on the beach or spending hours hiking and enjoying the birds. I am a realist and I am pretty much a straight up person.
What I look for in you is a sense of humor, a good temperament, the ability to take care of yourself and your responsibilities. I do not wish to spend hours on end discussing the miserable details of your past relationships, I promise in return not to do the same. I do not have any objection to you having kids, however I will not spend extended time with your kids or have you spend time with mine unless we both have decided on pursuing a relationship beyond dating.
My last relationship was with a person who was home only 20-26 weeks a year due to his job. This should indicate that I am not only self sufficient but I do not have any objections if you travel a lot. I treasure my alone time, I just don't want to be alone all the time. If you think any of the above might interest you give me a shout. Until then Happy New Year.
I find this part the most intimidating when describing ourselves, our wants and desires. I am a divorced mother with a 14 & 15 yr. old home full time. My last relationship was seven years that ended around April of 2013. I am not one of those people that says that "My kids are my life above anyone and anything else" but I am a good mother who is frequently busy attending to their needs. Years ago I would have stated all the ins and outs that I would want in a man but at this point just having a pulse is a good start. Other than a pulse, a job and your own place to live without your parents would be great. I am currently in College Full Time but I completely support myself and am quite self sufficient. I have a great sense of humor, I love most types of music and would be considered a quite social and somewhat talkative person. I am 43 years old. I would consider myself average in the looks department but I do clean up well. I am by no means a Skinny Minnie but I don't take up two seats anywhere. No offense intended but I have no desire to have long walks on the beach or spending hours hiking and enjoying the birds. I am a realist and I am pretty much a straight up person.
What I look for in you is a sense of humor, a good temperament, the ability to take care of yourself and your responsibilities. I do not wish to spend hours on end discussing the miserable details of your past relationships, I promise in return not to do the same. I do not have any objection to you having kids, however I will not spend extended time with your kids or have you spend time with mine unless we both have decided on pursuing a relationship beyond dating.
My last relationship was with a person who was home only 20-26 weeks a year due to his job. This should indicate that I am not only self sufficient but I do not have any objections if you travel a lot. I treasure my alone time, I just don't want to be alone all the time. If you think any of the above might interest you give me a shout. Until then Happy New Year.
A sense of humor is so important, and you definitely have that characteristic covered. You made me LOL! The man you end up with will be very lucky, indeed!
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During all the time that you have been here under multiple names, why is it that you act out, Hankaroo? I am here for you, as always. The forum needs a :therapist: smilie. 
