It's silly isn't it? Hey if you need a copy of your marriage certificate, I don't think you need to drive to Upper Marlboro, I found something on the web this morning that allows you to write to the court for a copy for like $5.00. Can't find it now but I bet if I search a little bit I can again. You have time enough to get it without paying a small fortune though.
When I rule the world - I plan on changing the rules and making men take our last names and proving it to DMV.
In the 21st century, why take a different last name just because of marriage. My wife didn't take mine and I couldn't care any less.