Off to a great start...

[Larry Gude]

On April 12, I couldn't have picked Monello out of a lineup - he was pretty much a stranger except for one unremarkable meeting at a party (he was my friend's date) and a month or so of emailing. On April 13 we had our first date; just a date, no slobbering. On April 15, we had our second date and on April 16 he started moving his things in.

So I'm probably the last person to tell someone else to take it slow.

Well, for one thing, you guys are a heck of a good match. For another, at you all's age, it's not like you can sit around and wait for all that long. Better to do these things while you can still remember one anothers names and whether or not you've met before. :shrug:

 

[Larry Gude]

Something like that. You're a marrying person, nothing wrong with that.

And, so, the lesson here is....is????

 

[BadGirl]

But, but, but....... Larry is supposed to be MY next husband........

 

[Radiant1]

You two make me slightly uncomfortable when you go back and forth like this on the forum. I feel like asking you both to take it to PM, but somehow I'm curious about your post-divorce relationship dynamic. It's...odd.

 

[vraiblonde]

But, but, but....... Larry is supposed to be MY next husband........

You're still on your starter marriage.

 

[Monello]

somehow I'm curious about your post-divorce relationship dynamic. It's...odd.

 

[Larry Gude]

But, but, but....... Larry is supposed to be MY next husband........

No way. My birthday would SUCK every year. And I can't hold a candle to a man with more degrees than an ebola patient...

 

[Larry Gude]

You two make me slightly uncomfortable when you go back and forth like this on the forum. I feel like asking you both to take it to PM, but somehow I'm curious about your post-divorce relationship dynamic. It's...odd.

OK, that's interesting. Let's explore why it makes YOU feel slightly uncomfortable...let's start with your mom and dad and your first memories...

 

[Larry Gude]

...but somehow I'm curious about your post-divorce relationship dynamic. It's...odd.

We both break up amazingly well. I just practice and work at it. She's a natural. Able to compartmentalize, say, were I Charles Manson, for example, my penchant for inciting murder over here and not let that ruin the fact that I have a great sense of humor over there. It's really rather practical if you think about it.

 

[vraiblonde]

No way. My birthday would SUCK every year. And I can't hold a candle to a man with more degrees than an ebola patient...

Psst. Her idea of a celebration is to bake and cook her ass off, even when we're supposed to be celebrating her. Granted, it's not a Kim size ass, but it's an ass all the same. So your birthdays would be legend.

 

[vraiblonde]

We both break up amazingly well. I just practice and work at it. She's a natural.

 

[kwillia]

But, but, but....... Larry is supposed to be MY next husband........

So the size of your ass isn't big enough and now you want to trade up so you can keep up with the Kardashians... I see how it is... Poor itsbob...

 

[Larry Gude]

So the size of your ass isn't big enough and now you want to trade up so you can keep up with the Kardashians... I see how it is...

On the Mt. Rushmore of Ass, there is Kim, Barack O'bama, Rush Limbaugh and NOT Larry

 

[Larry Gude]

Psst. Her idea of a celebration is to bake and cook her ass off, even when we're supposed to be celebrating her. Granted, it's not a Kim size ass, but it's an ass all the same. So your birthdays would be legend.

Birthday. Sounds like I'd be dead of a baked goodies induced coma in something less than 18 hours...

 

[BadGirl]

Birthday. Sounds like I'd be dead of a baked goodies induced coma in something less than 18 hours...

As long as you carry more-than-adequate life insurance coverage, I really don't see what the problem is. :shrug:

 

[Larry Gude]

As long as you carry more-than-adequate life insurance coverage, I really don't see what the problem is. :shrug:

So, would it be fair to say, under those conditions, you could be said to be...grateful...if I were to become...dead?

 

[SoMD_Fun_Guy]

You like apples? How you like them apples?

Hmm, Where have I seen that line before?
<<--------- Oh yeah.

Larry, glad to hear you had a great first date.
Hope the subsequent dates prove to be just as enjoyable.

Here's to you.

 

[Larry Gude]

Hmm, Where have I seen that line before?
<<--------- Oh yeah.

Larry, glad to hear you had a great first date.
Hope the subsequent dates prove to be just as enjoyable.

Here's to you.

Sorry about that. I was actually thinking of the scene in Good Will Hunting.

She's coming out Saturday to bang!!!!


She just started getting interested in handling guns as her son now has a bunch in their home and she wants to know how to use 'em. I am an NRA certified basic pistol instructor. Have a plate rack. Various pistolo's, ammo.

And she is quick! Last night, the check came and she reached for her purse and I said, 'may I?' and she hesitated and I said 'you can buy the ammo' and she laughed and reached for the check.



I've only been on one date where the check almost got to be an argument. Vrai......

 

[vraiblonde]

I've only been on one date where the check almost got to be an argument. Vrai......

I usually like to go dutch on a first date. You let the guy pay and he thinks you owe him, then before you know it you're married and all hell breaks loose.

 

[Vince]

My ole pappy (god rest his tortured soul) always told me: "Son.. ('swat he called me, for some reason)....you go find yourself a nice big woman. Shade in the summer, warmth in the winter, and everywhere you squeeze 'em feels like titties".

Was I raised wrong?