Off Topic Thread

[Kyle]

 

[gemma_rae]

Can't see the mountain this morning.

Is this him?

 

[gemma_rae]

Will a betamax suffice?

I won't settle for that.

Do I look like a settler?

 

[PrchJrkr]

Wind Song may stay on your mind, but the scent of my fiance's favorite fragrance is on my jacket.

 

[Sneakers]

Wind Song may stay on your mind, but the scent of my fiance's favorite fragrance is on my jacket.

Keep in mind that the opposite is true too. Your motor oil is on her jacket....

 

[gemma_rae]

I have overheard comments about the scent of warm Summer's Eve, but instead of repeating them I'd just like to say...forgive me Lord, I apologize.

And bless the starvin' Pygmies.

 

[Grumpy]

Why must the rain come down?

 

[my-thyme]

Storm of the Century.

We're all gonna die!!!

 

[Grumpy]

Summers Eve

I thought that was a Seals and Croft tune

 

[Grumpy]

and, why cant the goofyazz weather forecaster women pronounce the "t's" in mountains? They almost unanimously say" moun....ens"

Betting that woman forecaster is related to Forrest, Forrect Gump.

 

[Grumpy]

Croft was a "60 minutes" reporter

He took Lois Lane's position when she left?

 

[jrt_ms1995]

My eye itches!

 

[Monello]

Why does a 1 hour nap feel more restful than a whole night's worth of sleep?

 

[my-thyme]

I love cheesecake.

 

[RoseRed]

Leftover pot roast is yummy.

 

[PrchJrkr]

On a Keto diet you cut out sugar and other carbs, but not fat. I also have chlorestorol issues. I'm ****ed! Anybody know a good place to buy sawdust and straw?

 

[RoseRed]

On a Keto diet you cut out sugar and other carbs, but not fat. I also have chlorestorol issues. I'm ****ed! Anybody know a good place to buy sawdust and straw?

Substitute steamed cauliflower for potatoes for "potato" salad and other dishes.

 

[Sneakers]

On a Keto diet you cut out sugar and other carbs, but not fat. I also have chlorestorol issues. I'm ****ed! Anybody know a good place to buy sawdust and straw?

Pork and chicken are ok. No skin.

 

[Monello]

Fat free ranch dressing should be illegal.

 

[PrchJrkr]

Pork and chicken are ok. No skin.

Woohoo! Skinless bacon, skinless sausage, and skinless ribs sounds like a diet even I would follow!