Off Topic Thread

[Grumpy]

I'm waiting for the VHS.

Will a betamax suffice?

 

[Sneakers]

Pie should cost no more than $3.14 per slice.

Pot pie should cost $4.20.

A little more if it has real pot.

 

[TPD]

I wish I could afford to buy something from Jared’s for my wife.

 

[ArkRescue]

Will a betamax suffice?

By the time every one has idle time to sit around and watch all these old movies that we watched when we were kids we won't remember them anymore and it'll be like it's all new again, it'll be so exciting.

 

[my-thyme]

My dishwasher has become noisy, think I'll replace it.

 

[TPD]

For the last 2 weeks, my microwave has gotten a mind of its own - it turns on by itself at odd hours. This morning when I walked by it, it came on and I could not turn it off or control it in any way. I had to unplug it. It’s possessed!

 

[Grumpy]

For the last 2 weeks, my microwave has gotten a mind of its own - it turns on by itself at odd hours. This morning when I walked by it, it came on and I could not turn it off or control it in any way. I had to unplug it. It’s possessed!

Talk to Rose, she had an icemaker that had issues like that, she might be able to help ya.

 

[stgislander]

For the last 2 weeks, my microwave has gotten a mind of its own - it turns on by itself at odd hours. This morning when I walked by it, it came on and I could not turn it off or control it in any way. I had to unplug it. It’s possessed!

Is the house on the farm still haunted?

 

[TPD]

Talk to Rose, she had an icemaker that had issues like that, she might be able to help ya.

Is she an exorcist?

 

[TPD]

Is the house on the farm still haunted?

No it isn’t - those spirits have left. Maybe they are now living in my microwave….

 

[Grumpy]

Is she an exorcist?

The word on the street is...yes...

 

[Sneakers]

Talk to Rose, she had an icemaker that had issues like that, she might be able to help ya.

"Who's that knocking on my door?
Who's that knocking on my door?
Who's that knocking on my door, asked the fair young maiden..."

 

[my-thyme]

Dog's barking.

 

[Gilligan]

For the last 2 weeks, my microwave has gotten a mind of its own - it turns on by itself at odd hours. This morning when I walked by it, it came on and I could not turn it off or control it in any way. I had to unplug it. It’s possessed!

Decepticon, no doubt. That's why I stay strapped in the house these days. First time I told the wife why, she laughed out loud. The toaster laughed too. I shot the toaster.

 

[RoseRed]

Talk to Rose, she had an icemaker that had issues like that, she might be able to help ya.

Is she an exorcist?

The word on the street is...yes...

 

[rio]

There's a tree in the woods dropping leaves.

 

[Sneakers]

Looks like rain.

 

[my-thyme]

Smow, please.

 

[stgislander]

Can't see the mountain this morning.

 

[Gilligan]

Can't see the mountain this morning.

Me neither.