Okay, I finally see it

[LexiGirl75]

Or what their fugly factor is

This is so true. This morning I was driving to work passing Waysons and I just happen to glance up at the SUV coming by me on the left and no sooner than I looked did I see two hands waving at me. The two men in the car both waved in unison like they were waiting for me to glance up. I'm beautiful again!!!

In addition, this morning the Lex Pk Wawa greeter introduced himself to me this morning. I really think this new do works for me.

In addition, Wawa put Night Fever on the radio while I was pumping my gas so my beautifulness could shine even more as I toseed my fake hair around and swung it back and forth.

Next month when my hair looks the way it did last week, what um gone be do?

 

[migtig]

This is so true. This morning I was driving to work passing Waysons and I just happen to glance up at the SUV coming by me on the left and no sooner than I looked did I see two hands waving at me. The two men in the car both waved in unison like they were waiting for me to glance up. I'm beautiful again!!!

In addition, this morning the Lex Pk Wawa greeter introduced himself to me this morning. I really think this new do works for me.

In addition, Wawa put Night Fever on the radio while I was pumping my gas so my beautifulness could shine even more as I toseed my fake hair around and swung it back and forth.

Next month when my hair looks the way it did last week, what um gone be do?

You are still gonna be beautiful.

Honestly, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I'm not a hottie, but you know what, I am beautiful. I know some beautiful people. All that inside beauty shines out. Now V's lil hot body honnie might be one of the meanest, creepiest, rude arses on the face of the planet. We don't know. He could be hitting his wife, molesting his children, and the heavens only know what kind of argument she waltzed herself accidentally into the middle of. Who knows? And honestly which one of us has the right to judge another based on appearances. Are we actually better than somebody else cause we think we look better? Please. Appearances can be deceiving. Everybody thought Ted Bundy was a cutie.

 

[vraiblonde]

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2030854184

I love that! "You're not authorized to talk to a 9"

 

[cavemanken]

I just want to know what he was doing at the grocery store in the first place. I admit that it's one of the best places around to cruise for chicks, but I wouldn't take the wife along while I was scoping out the babes in the frozen food section. She must really wear the pants in his family and insisted he go along to push the cart and load the car, or he just doesn't care if he gets caught eye balling the babes at the market. I've only been to the grocery store with the wife maybe once in the past year, and that was because she wanted to stop on the way home from ......I can't remember where we were. Usually I stay home faithfully waiting for her to come home so I can unload the truck and assist with putting everything away. That way I avoid the situation that Vrai witnessed last night.

 

[CRoyal]

I just want to know what he was doing at the grocery store in the first place. I admit that it's one of the best places around to cruise for chicks, but I wouldn't take the wife along while I was scoping out the babes in the frozen food section. She must really wear the pants in his family and insisted he go along to push the cart and load the car, or he just doesn't care if he gets caught eye balling the babes at the market. I've only been to the grocery store with the wife maybe once in the past year, and that was because she wanted to stop on the way home from ......I can't remember where we were. Usually I stay home faithfully waiting for her to come home so I can unload the truck and assist with putting everything away. That way I avoid the situation that Vrai witnessed last night.

So you're telling us that you sit a home rather than go out with your wife because she is either a) too jealous and insecure or b) you have no self control when it comes to other women.. SINCE it IS on of 'the best places to cruise for chicks'

 

[migtig]

So you're telling us that you sit a home rather than go out with your wife because she is either a) too jealous and insecure or b) you have no self control when it comes to other women.. SINCE it IS on of 'the best places to cruise for chicks'

Poor caveman. I think he was saying he does anything to avoid any appearance of impropriety so that there is no chance of a trivial argument in his household.

 

[LexiGirl75]

You are still gonna be beautiful.

Honestly, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I'm not a hottie, but you know what, I am beautiful. I know some beautiful people. All that inside beauty shines out. Now V's lil hot body honnie might be one of the meanest, creepiest, rude arses on the face of the planet. We don't know. He could be hitting his wife, molesting his children, and the heavens only know what kind of argument she waltzed herself accidentally into the middle of. Who knows? And honestly which one of us has the right to judge another based on appearances. Are we actually better than somebody else cause we think we look better? Please. Appearances can be deceiving. Everybody thought Ted Bundy was a cutie.

You ARE beautiful you southern belle. I finally figured out who I think you look like. Check your pm'r.

I agree it is in the eye of the beholder thank goodness.

 

[LexiGirl75]

I love that! "You're not authorized to talk to a 9"

That clip was well done and funny from beginning to end.

 

[CRoyal]

Poor caveman. I think he was saying he does anything to avoid any appearance of impropriety so that there is no chance of a trivial argument in his household.

That kind of guy wouldnt say that supermarkets are a prime place to pick up women.. IMO

 

[cavemanken]

So you're telling us that you sit a home rather than go out with your wife because she is either a) too jealous and insecure or b) you have no self control when it comes to other women.. SINCE it IS on of 'the best places to cruise for chicks'

Sure. In my younger single days it was always a treat to go to the market. IMO the eye candy there can be incredible. My wife is the farthest thing from jealous, but I still don't like it when she catches me taking a gander at another woman. It's not like I never go anywhere with my wife...plus no matter where you go there are always attractive wimmens to admire. When the wife is shopping that is the time for me to get a few of the many chores that I have at home done without taking time away from my lovely bride, and like I said I am normally there to help her unload and put things away. Also, I used to go with the wife after we were first married and have seen her in action. I think the same goes for girls when it comes to going to the market. I truely believe that 50% of the time she is shopping, she is actually socializing. She has gone to the store in the past to pick up twenty or so items and came home two hours later. She told me she was socializing and I trust her completely.

 

[desertrat]

Sure. In my younger single days it was always a treat to go to the market. IMO the eye candy there can be incredible. My wife is the farthest thing from jealous, but I still don't like it when she catches me taking a gander at another woman. It's not like I never go anywhere with my wife...plus no matter where you go there are always attractive wimmens to admire. When the wife is shopping that is the time for me to get a few of the many chores that I have at home done without taking time away from my lovely bride, and like I said I am normally there to help her unload and put things away. Also, I used to go with the wife after we were first married and have seen her in action. I think the same goes for girls when it comes to going to the market. I truely believe that 50% of the time she is shopping, she is actually socializing. She has gone to the store in the past to pick up twenty or so items and came home two hours later. She told me she was socializing and I trust her completely.

I used drive an extra 6 miles to go to the Vons in Pacific Beach in San Diego. Wimmiins in bikinis shopping.

 

[cavemanken]

Poor caveman. I think he was saying he does anything to avoid any appearance of impropriety so that there is no chance of a trivial argument in his household.

Yeah. I believe you can read minds. But it wouldn't really cause an argument if I did what that hard azz guy did, or if my wife catches me looking at another woman. She knows where I live and she knows where my loyalties lie. I've never called them loyalties before. It's just that I don't get off on being jerk in front of my wife and flauting it.

 

[Thor]

SFW is the Mexican market.

I was in there tonight and was kind of like It was something, but I couldn't put my finger on it.

Then I realized: the signs were in Spanish with no English translation. It was weird but they had a lot of cool things that they wouldn't have had 20 years ago. A lot of chiles and Goya products, and who would have thought that you'd be able to get queso blanco in Lexington Park? We're all like international and ####.

Anyway, what stuck out most in my mind is the number of smokin' hot black and Hispanic guys with fat, nasty white broads. This mega-hottie offered me the cart he was putting away (we were in the parking lot) and his fugly wife or whatever she was proceeded to give him all kinds of holy hell. I mean, I'm not trying to be mean but she really should have been kissing his ass up one side and down the other.

Why do holy #### and Hail Mary black guys go with fat, ugly, greasy haired white girls?

Isn't the real question why are white girls hangin with black and Hispanic guys. We already have enough problems with them out breading us do we really need to actively assist them?

:repares for the deluge of red Karma::

 

[cavemanken]

I used drive an extra 6 miles to go to the Vons in Pacific Beach in San Diego. Wimmiins in bikinis shopping.

Some of the best eye candy I've ever seen had to be in the Winn Dixie in Key West, Fl........frozen food section.

 

[aps45819]

I used drive an extra 6 miles to go to the Vons in Pacific Beach in San Diego. Wimmiins in bikinis shopping.

there was a grocery store across Kam Highway from Wiamea bay
High beams in the frozen food section

 

[aps45819]

We already have enough problems with them out breading us do we really need to actively assist them?::

I prefer to eat mine plain instead of breaded.

 

[Thor]

I prefer to eat mine plain instead of breaded.

LOL oops

 

[cavemanken]

SFW is the Mexican market.

I was in there tonight and was kind of like It was something, but I couldn't put my finger on it.

Then I realized: the signs were in Spanish with no English translation. It was weird but they had a lot of cool things that they wouldn't have had 20 years ago. A lot of chiles and Goya products, and who would have thought that you'd be able to get queso blanco in Lexington Park? We're all like international and ####.

Anyway, what stuck out most in my mind is the number of smokin' hot black and Hispanic guys with fat, nasty white broads. This mega-hottie offered me the cart he was putting away (we were in the parking lot) and his fugly wife or whatever she was proceeded to give him all kinds of holy hell. I mean, I'm not trying to be mean but she really should have been kissing his ass up one side and down the other.

Why do holy #### and Hail Mary black guys go with fat, ugly, greasy haired white girls?

An old friend of mine from high school used to tell me the only way to go was to marry an ugly women. He said they were grateful. He also said that the only real drawback was that you had ugly kids. The kicker to all this is that he told me this after I returned home from 6 years in the military and he invited me over to his place for dinner. His wife and kids were standing right next to him when he was explaining all this to me. I think my response was something like "you're crazy....give me another beer."

 

[crazyfella]

An old friend of mine from high school used to tell me the only way to go was to marry an ugly women. He said they were grateful.

No they're not. They're just like any other woman.

 

[Pete]

No they're not. They're just like any other woman, just uglier.

fixed?