Pigs on Willows Rd

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Pandora

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Richard Cranium said:
I'd rather have a portable scanner in my car to get to a scene and videotape the soup sandwich than to ride along with some lazy pig who'll change his demeanor, because he has company.
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So bitter. :poorbaby:

She offered you such a deal!
 
mv_princess

mv_princess

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Richard Cranium said:
If there are 10 DUI/DWI arrests between the SMCSO and MSP (In St Marys County) during tonight and tomorrow night, I'll cut it out.
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What if they called for cabs, or their friends to pick them up? And since you don't listen to a scanner how are you going to know if they had 10 or not?
 
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Pandora

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Richard Cranium said:
If there are 10 DUI/DWI arrests between the SMCSO and MSP (In St Marys County) during tonight and tomorrow night, I'll cut it out.
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Oh yeah, that's right, it is ok to drive drunk by the IHOP and blow over a .20, I forgot. :doh:

So, you'd cut out DWI/DUI arrest and let 'em go? :confused: Or just Jessica?

What would you do if you were a cop? (this outta be good :whistle:)
 
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smcop

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Richard Cranium said:
SMCSO and MSP reports on the front page of this website :dur:
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You know...for someone who hates us so much...you sure do pay a lot of attention. I think the earlier girl had it right! You applied and couldn't make it! Well....go back to making the fries then!
 
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Pandora

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I know what it is. Why didn't I think of this sooner. :lightbulb: It is because Richard is so fat, he cannot fit in the passenger's seat.

That has to be it. :elaine:
 
Richard Cranium

Richard Cranium

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Barbra said:
Richard, Richard, Richard. :nono: I promise you on my paternal grandfather's grave that my officer's demeanors are the same with or without a citizen on Ride-Along. What are you afraid of? Are you afraid that you might be wrong? That your viewpoints are skewed and completely erroneous? Come on, Richard. I don't bite and neither do any of my officers. Grow a set of kahonies and get your flaccid ass down here to HQ.
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Sure Barb. Whatever ya say.
 
Richard Cranium

Richard Cranium

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Pandora said:
Oh yeah, that's right, it is ok to drive drunk by the IHOP and blow over a .20, I forgot. :doh:

So, you'd cut out DWI/DUI arrest and let 'em go? :confused: Or just Jessica?

What would you do if you were a cop? (this outta be good :whistle:)
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Why don't ya get trashed then go to IHOP? I'll count your arrest as two out of the 10....one for each asscheek.
 
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Pandora

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Richard Cranium said:
Why don't ya get trashed then go to IHOP? I'll count your arrest as two out of the 10....one for each asscheek.
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Cuz I don't do stupid shiat like that. :neener:

Anyway, I can get stopped by the cops completely sober and in park without getting trashed. :shrug: Especially at the IHOP. :lmao:
 
Richard Cranium

Richard Cranium

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Barbra said:
Richard, as I said before, I'm trying to be nice. You're obviously misguided and disgruntled. I think you'd benefit from doing a Ride-Along.
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....and I appreciate that. However, I don't think it would change my opinion of most of the local cops. Sorry.
 
Richard Cranium

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Barbra said:
Richard, you don't even need to publicly acknowledge you want to do a Ride-Along. If you won't come down to HQ, then shoot me a PM w/ your name and addy. I'll mail you the forms w/ an instructional letter on official Sheriff's Office letterhead. :shocked: It'll be super purdy. I'll sign my name real nice. :jet:
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I think I'll pass Barb, thanks for the offer.
 
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Pandora

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Richard Cranium said:
I'm sure you have connections all over SoMD, I just wonder what you normally charge them :killingme
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That come back was just.... ummmm.... well..... ummmmm

STUPID!

I got one word for you Richard, :chicken: bawk-bawk-bawk-bawk


See, Barbra got a thank you and I just got grief from ya! :drama:
 
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