Pigs on Willows Rd

Richard Cranium

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Looks like a match made in heaven....a spineless sack who cleans urinals at the Leonardtown Barracks and the Park Hall Pasture Princess.

mv...gee, I'd love that, but I'm not in the mood to eat crabs tonight.
 

mv_princess

mv = margaritaville
Richard Cranium said:
Looks like a match made in heaven....a spineless sack who cleans urinals at the Leonardtown Barracks and the Park Hall Pasture Princess.

mv...gee, I'd love that, but I'm not in the mood to eat crabs tonight.
Aw see isn't the sweet. To bad. I really needed to kick someones ass.
 

mv_princess

mv = margaritaville
Richard Cranium said:
Just speed down Willows Rd and get pulled over...you'll easily find your victim.
No see, I really just wanted it to be you. I mean you have no idea how much I want you...your bashing of the cops is just a total turn on.
 

Richard Cranium

New Member
smcop said:
No...he is a hiding behind the computer boy! Now quick Rich...the frie's are done!

Hey smbacon, if I pay you to stand in front of the A&E Motel with your uniform on tonight at midnight (you know, that "protecting private property" whine about your off-duty time) would you do it? It's a safe place, you won't need a vest. Meet me there at midnight.
 

Pandora

New Member
He is just bitter mv :shrug:

Hey couldn't pass the physical fitness test to be a police officer, because he is so fat.

It was such an embarrassing experience for him. They told him to do a push up, not belly flop on the floor. He was so mad he went stomping out and from that day on, he has hated cops since. It is so sad. :bawl:
 

smcop

New Member
Richard Cranium said:
Hey smbacon, if I pay you to stand in front of the A&E Motel with your uniform on tonight at midnight (you know, that "protecting private property" whine about your off-duty time) would you do it? It's a safe place, you won't need a vest. Meet me there at midnight.
Ok...I will be there! Will You?
 

mv_princess

mv = margaritaville
Pandora said:
He is just bitter mv :shrug:

Hey couldn't pass the physical fitness test to be a police officer, because he is so fat.

It was such an embarrassing experience for him. They told him to do a push up, not belly flop on the floor. He was so mad he went stomping out and from that day on, he has hated cops since. It is so sad. :bawl:
Must be. But now he said he is going to stop bashing them. :bawl:
 

smcop

New Member
Pandora said:
He is just bitter mv :shrug:

Hey couldn't pass the physical fitness test to be a police officer, because he is so fat.

It was such an embarrassing experience for him. They told him to do a push up, not belly flop on the floor. He was so mad he went stomping out and from that day on, he has hated cops since. It is so sad. :bawl:
And scared!
 

Richard Cranium

New Member
Barbra said:
Richard, you're ignoring me. That hurts my feelings. :drama: The fact that you're still posting means you aren't on your way to Ltown to pick up the Ride-Along forms. Come on. You know you want to. You know you're curious. :really:

I'll be here until midnight. Thank you! Try the veal! :howdy:

I'd rather have a portable scanner in my car to get to a scene and videotape the soup sandwich than to ride along with some lazy pig who'll change his demeanor, because he has company.
 

Richard Cranium

New Member
mv_princess said:
Must be. But now he said he is going to stop bashing them. :bawl:

If there are 10 DUI/DWI arrests between the SMCSO and MSP (In St Marys County) during tonight and tomorrow night, I'll cut it out.
 
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