problem w/ the neighbors

[Bogart]

puff puff give

 

[pixiegirl]

I wasnt Janey's life. What I wouldn't give for all of life's problems to be so simple.

 

[janey83]

I wasnt Janey's life. What I wouldn't give for all of life's problems to be so simple.

these are just the problems I choose to share!

 

[vraiblonde]

What I wouldn't give for all of life's problems to be so simple.

Oh for piss sake. Just because Janey's problems don't involve babies and jobs and crap like that doesn't mean they aren't problems.

Janey, like it or not, you live in a dorm. With other people. You're going to have to tolerate some things that annoy you. DO NOT under any circumstances narc them out. Just tell them they're stinking up the hallway and it's only a matter of time before they get busted by the RA. Tell them to get an air purifier - then they can smoke until their eyes fall out.

 

[kwillia]

I wasnt Janey's life. What I wouldn't give for all of life's problems to be so simple.

Watch what you ask for, Pixie...LOOKS like she hasn't been able to get a decent plate of pot roast in ages..."What are the odds that the dining hall would actually serve pot roast tonight? In the whole time I've been here, I've never seen that..." ...

Elaine's been hanging out with Janey... what's up with that...

 

[pixiegirl]

Oh for piss sake. Just because Janey's problems don't involve babies and jobs and crap like that doesn't mean they aren't problems.

I never said they weren't problems. I simply said that I wish that they were my problems.

 

[sleuth]

Offer to buy them a fan to blow the smoke out their dorm window.

 

[pixiegirl]

Watch what you ask for, Pixie...LOOKS like she hasn't been able to get a decent plate of pot roast in ages..."What are the odds that the dining hall would actually serve pot roast tonight? In the whole time I've been here, I've never seen that..." ...

Elaine's been hanging out with Janey... what's up with that...

 

[bresamil]

Number 1. Stand up straight
Number 2. Stop biting your lower lip
Number 3. Open your dormatory door and step smartly across the hallway
Number 4. Knock sharply on the offenders' door
Number 5. When they answer the door inform them that the towels under their door, sprays, etc. is not keeping the smell of their tobacco from getting out into the hallway.
Number 6. Turn around and walk back into your room.

Make it their problem, not yours. If they want to get caught, they are assisting the RA by continuing to smoke in the dormatory.

It's a no smoking dorm right? If it wasn't they wouldn't care about where their smoke goes. You'll have let them know its not working and then they can freak out on their own about the RA turning them in.
Flipside is that they will make sure to dime you out if you break any dorm rule.

 

[mAlice]

Elaine's been hanging out with Janey... what's up with that...

What?

 

[Voter2002]

1. Next time you smell smoke from their room again, call 911...report a smell of smoke and give them their room number. Then walk out into the hallway and pull the fire alarm.

- or -


2. Next time you smell smoke from their room again, just stick the nozzle of a fire extinguisher under the door and let it loose! When they come out gagging and spitting, just look all innocent and tell them you smelled smoke and thought there was a fire in their room!

 

[kwillia]

What?

It's on the internet, so it must be true...:shrug:

Ummmm... missy Janey... you had us all freaking and worrying about you having to lug all that stuff up to the forth floor only to find out you had an elevator..."Four hours later, I pulled up to the dorm and unloaded everything (thank God for elevators)".... I lost sleep for nothing...

 

[dems4me]

What?

Your favorite Walmart store.




btw Janey... I thought this was funny... :

"I accidentally cut someone off when I was passing by Lavale, and I felt really bad about that....but everyone does it, so oh well... "

:

 

[mAlice]

Your favorite Walmart store.

 

[aps45819]

1. Hang a sign on their door that says YES WE'RE SMOKING, DEAL WITH IT
Go back to your room and wait for them to get busted.

2. Squirt super glue into the lock on thie door and follow it up with a toothpick.

If there's security cameras in the hall, do something rational.

 

[somdcrab]

why is yo wanna snitch ????

Last night, my roommate and I noticed a cigarette smell coming into our room that was very strong in the hallway. She said she saw a towel or something shoved under the doorway of 2 girls who live across from us. I looked in the hallway, and sure enough -- there was something under the doorway and I heard the girls spraying something to cover up the smoky smell. Anyway, so we're positive that they were smoking in their room (which is illegal on campus & could set off the fire alarm) -- but we didn't *see* anything, so whatever we tell the RA is heresy. We decided that if we smell the smoke again, we'll go to the RA...but does anyone have ideas about how I could go about this the right way? I really can't stand cigarette smoke (as most of you know) and I don't see why I should have to suffer and breathe it in because they're too lazy to go outside and smoke....but I honestly don't want to be become a little tattletale.

start smokin crack i reckon , do they complain or rat you out when you leave yo half pint empties of "notty head" in da hall??????

 

[somdcrab]

I agree, except they will only think she's cool if she walks over with a lit cigarette hanging out of the corner of her mouth.

LMFAO

 

[somdcrab]

Oh for piss sake. Just because Janey's problems don't involve babies and jobs and crap like that doesn't mean they aren't problems.

Janey, like it or not, you live in a dorm. With other people. You're going to have to tolerate some things that annoy you. DO NOT under any circumstances narc them out. Just tell them they're stinking up the hallway and it's only a matter of time before they get busted by the RA. Tell them to get an air purifier - then they can smoke until their eyes fall out.

dats right what she said da white gurl in da avatar
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[POOH]

Last night, ........but I honestly don't want to be become a little tattletale.

1. poop in a paper bag
2. place in in front of the smokers door
3. bend over
4. light it on fire
5. run to your room
5. and put a towel under the door

 

[somdcrab]

It's a no smoking dorm right? If it wasn't they wouldn't care about where their smoke goes. You'll have let them know its not working and then they can freak out on their own about the RA turning them in.
Flipside is that they will make sure to dime you out if you break any dorm rule.

they betta be street if they smokin in the dorm huh???