Question for the women

Misfit

Lawful neutral
Why do you speak in code? I mean why not just say what you want? Here’s my hypothetical example: Man wakes up and gets into the shower. When he’s done he walks into the bedroom to get dressed for work. The woman is standing in the middle of the bedroom staring at a pair of underwear lying on the floor and say’s “are those yours?” Why not just say what you mean? “Pick those up” Is it a game? I mean if they aren’t his, don’t you have some explaining to do? You people could have put the navajo windtalkers out of business because none of the male troops would have any idea what was going on. :crazy:
 

BadGirl

I am so very blessed
She is probably asking that question because she's thinking that there is no way on Earth that you'd be so lazy and insensitive that you would leave them on the floor. So, some else MUST have done it, and she's just trying to find out who did it.
 
Because we really, really, really, really want it to be your idea to pick up your boy panties from the floor.... do you think we really wanted to become a second mother to you? Nope...:bawl:
 

slotpuppy

Ass-hole
Its just like when a woman says "I dont care where we eat" but she gets mad when you pick the wrong place.
 
Its just like when a woman says "I dont care where we eat" but she gets mad when you pick the wrong place.
You know I don't like seafood and you know it has to be a place that serves Hienz... not off-brand... ketchup... how hard is that...:burning:
 

Dupontster

Would THIS face lie?
That's when he needed to sit her ass down on the bed and explain that that is one of her jobs. Just pick the damn drawers up and move on to the hamper or laundry room. Look at all the time she wasted when she could have been makin him a samwich or something like that.. Sometimes you have to teach em..
 

Vince

......
That's when he needed to sit her ass down on the bed and explain that that is one of her jobs. Just pick the damn drawers up and move on to the hamper or laundry room. Look at all the time she wasted when she could have been makin him a samwich or something like that.. Sometimes you have to teach em..
:killingme
 

slotpuppy

Ass-hole
You know I don't like seafood and you know it has to be a place that serves Hienz... not off-brand... ketchup... how hard is that...:burning:

Translated- "I strongly advise you to take me to the restaraunt I want to go to, but I wont tell you what that is because I enjoy watching you fail and the getting mad at you." :coffee:
 
That's when he needed to sit her ass down on the bed and explain that that is one of her jobs. Just pick the damn drawers up and move on to the hamper or laundry room. Look at all the time she wasted when she could have been makin him a samwich or something like that.. Sometimes you have to teach em..
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Translated- "I strongly advise you to take me to the restaraunt I want to go to, but I wont tell you what that is because I enjoy watching you fail and the getting mad at you." :coffee:

Wrong...:loser: Translated - "We've been together how long? You now know everything about me...and I mean everything...:really:... so I trust you will take my likes and dislikes into consideration without having to be told."
 

slotpuppy

Ass-hole
Wrong...:loser: Translated - "We've been together how long? You now know everything about me...and I mean everything...:really:... so I trust you will take my likes and dislikes into consideration without having to be told."

Translated- "I like that place and eat there often, but I am not in the mood for it tonight, so you better not take us there.":love:
 
Translated- "I like that place and eat there often, but I am not in the mood for it tonight, so you better not take us there.":love:

Well, how do you expect me to know what I want until I see something on the menu that tickles my fancy... If I knew what I wanted when we got in the car I would have told you were were were going...:smack:


Okay... you win. Wimmins is why I'd never become a Lusbian. :ohwell:
 

Misfit

Lawful neutral
Translated- "I like that place and eat there often, but I am not in the mood for it tonight, so you better not take us there.":love:


This is exactly my point. Couldn't we cut through so much BS and save years of our lives by just saying what you want, not making us guess. Do they make a code book? maybe google translate women.
 

sockgirl77

Well-Known Member
I do not speak in code. However, if your lazy ass would have put your panties in the dirty clothes then you would not have this thread to post. :smile:
 

slotpuppy

Ass-hole
This is exactly my point. Couldn't we cut through so much BS and save years of our lives by just saying what you want, not making us guess. Do they make a code book? maybe google translate women.

I have had that conversation with the wife more than once.
Me- "where do you want to eat?"
Wife-"I dont care"
Me- "Okay, lets go here."
Wife-"I dont want to eat there."
Me- "then lets go here"
Wife- "no, I am not in the mood for that place"
Me-"Where the hell do you want to go?" :mad:
Wife-"I dont care"
Me- :cds: "we are going home and eating sammichs!"
Wife- "I dont want that"
Me- :banghead:
 
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