SOYG (Sick of Your Gym)

_MightyMouse_

_USMCScoutSwimmer_
warneckutz said:
I was out by 11:15am. Going back later to do some cardio.... :bigwhoop:

I saw you working back while doing rows with the 15lb dumbells. I was going to come ask you if you needed a spot, but you had a partner to help you... :roflmao:
 

warneckutz

Well-Known Member
_MightyMouse_ said:
I saw you working back while doing rows with the 15lb dumbells. I was going to come ask you if you needed a spot, but you had a partner to help you... :roflmao:


It was my heavy day too, how'd my back look? Lats that look like they could make me fly?
 
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Big Fatty

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_MightyMouse_ said:
Looked like a hummingbird's wings. Your heavy day is my warm up set : :getdown:

MightyMouse

You have no room to talk. You couldn't lift my jock strap off the floor. You weak-ass son-of-a-beyatch!

I've seen you struggling to shoulder press the colored DBs in the Aerobics Room!

:evil: :boxing:
 

_MightyMouse_

_USMCScoutSwimmer_
We're all not trying to win the world strong man competition. When you come to the gym you get to see the gun show too when I work out. :really:
 
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Big Fatty

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_MightyMouse_ said:
We're all not trying to win the world strong man competition. When you come to the gym you get to see the gun show too when I work out. :really:

The "38special" or "22" Show?
 

warneckutz

Well-Known Member
While you guys were patting yourselves on the back and stroking your egos (or each others - I don't wanna know... :lmao:) for a job well done, I finished up a 45 minute cardio session, good day. :yay:


G'night!
 
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Big Fatty

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warneckutz said:
While you guys were patting yourselves on the back and stroking your egos (or each others - I don't wanna know... :lmao:) for a job well done, I finished up a 45 minute cardio session, good day. :yay:


G'night!

Congrats W! You finally got through Tony Little's Gazelle Power Plus Workout Video! Next step.... Billy Blanks Tae Bo Amped!
 

warneckutz

Well-Known Member
Big Fatty said:
Congrats W! You finally got through Tony Little's Gazelle Power Plus Workout Video! Next step.... Billy Blanks Tae Bo Amped!

When do I start the John Basedow's "Fitness Made Simple" class?! Bi's, Tri's and even Abs... :lmao:
 

MDTerps

Back in the saddle
To the AZZ that likes to turn on the freaking fan. Please go to the other side where the fan is already on! Not all of us like to have the fan on that's why we go to the side where the fan is off!
 
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Big Fatty

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MDTerps said:
To the AZZ that likes to turn on the freaking fan. Please go to the other side where the fan is already on! Not all of us like to have the fan on that's why we go to the side where the fan is off!

Those fans are hilarious. All they do is blow stink around the gym. :lmao:
 
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Big Fatty

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warneckutz said:


Yeah, there are two instances:

1. The guy who sweats buckets on the crosstrainer. He is foul.
2. The 4 Indian guys that just joined. They don't wear deoderant. It is bad, real bad. They are probably doctors too and could afford a stick of some to share with each other.

That's why I go outside to drag my sled or push my truck. The trash cans smell better out back. lol
 
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Big Fatty

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Big Fatty said:
Yeah, there are two instances:

1. The guy who sweats buckets on the crosstrainer. He is foul.
2. The 4 Indian guys that just joined. They don't wear deoderant. It is bad, real bad. They are probably doctors too and could afford a stick of some to share with each other.

That's why I go outside to drag my sled or push my truck. The trash cans smell better out back. lol

Well, thanks to whoever gave me some green for this post. You didn't sign! :nono: :biggrin:

SOYG #'s 5 & 6

I am bored at work today so I'll serve up two SOYGs for ya'll.

#5 This is an oldie but a goodie. I don't know if he still trains at PF or is even in the area anymore, but there used to be this older, English fella when I was working at PF. He was a nice guy. Real personable. Chattie like any Brit. Must have held an executive-type job, always came in to the gym in suits.
The funny thing about the guy was his workout attire. He wore these shorts (OMG, I'm laughing already :lmao: ) that were "runner style". Can you picture it??
Well, one day I'm working with a client in the stretching area and he sits down to stretch next to us. I happen to glance over and whattayaknow? You guessed it. His hairy sack is hanging out. I thought it was pretty funny.
Moral of this story. Don't go commando at the gym. :killingme

#6 People who are below the age of 60 with no medical conditions that hold on to the handrails of the treadmill. Why does this suck? How about you burn less calories, you kill your posture, and you ruin your chances of improving yourself, and it's also ghey. Solution? Slow the speed down so you don't have to hold on and walk/run as you normally would if you weren't on the treadmill. How funny does it look to see the numbnut running on the treadmill and holding on for dear life? :smack:
 
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Big Fatty

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SOYG #7

Short and sweet.

I would like to spotlight a certain personal trainer who advises clients that it is good to exercise vigorously in the heat and humidity.
Yes, it's true. Apparently, this trainer tells clients that sweating burns fat more.
 

warneckutz

Well-Known Member
Big Fatty said:
SOYG #7

Short and sweet.

I would like to spotlight a certain personal trainer who advises clients that it is good to exercise vigorously in the heat and humidity.
Yes, it's true. Apparently, this trainer tells clients that sweating burns fat more.
:confused:
 
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