Starbucks FIRES Disabled Veteran For 50 Cent Discount

[Pete]

I can only picture "Starbucks Academy"

[r.lee.ermyinastarbuckshat]

OK YOU MAGGOTS, ATTENTION!!

I WILL NOT DEMONSTRATE HOW TO MAKE A DOUBLE CARMEL LATTE AND YOU WILL FOLLOW MY DIRECTIONS TO THE LETTER.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

YES

I CAN'T HEAAAAAAAR YOUUUUUUUU?

YES SIR.

FIRST YOU GRASP THE STAINLESS STEEL STEAM EXTRUSION CUP WITH YOUR RIGHT HAND AND TURN IT IN A COUNTER CLOCK WI.......

GOOBER I SAID YOUR RIGHT HAND, YOU NUMBNUTS DO YOU HAVE A COMPREHENTION PROBLEM? DO YOU NOT KNOW YOUR RIGHT FROM YOUR LEFT? ARE YOU GOING TO BE MY SPECIAL CASE FOR THE NEXT 3 DAYS?

NO SIR

I CAN'T HEAAAAAAAR YOUUUUUUUU?

NO SIR

[/r.lee.ermyinastarbuckshat]

 

[Vince]

Pete's right. Ghey.

I don't go to Starbucks. Regular coffee out of the pot is good enough for the likes of me.

 

[RoseRed]

I can only picture "Starbucks Academy"

[r.lee.ermyinastarbuckshat]

OK YOU MAGGOTS, ATTENTION!!

 

[K_Jo]

@ The Pete.

 

[PrchJrkr]

I don't go to Starbucks. Regular coffee out of the pot is good enough for the likes of me.

I consider coffee a means to an end, of course I wouldn't buy Abercrombie clothes either.

 

[suzeQ]

I consider coffee a means to an end, of course I wouldn't buy Abercrombie clothes either.

Actually, Abercrombie has some nice sweaters.

 

[Pete]

@ The Pete.

[r.lee.petevoice]

AND WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION? DON'T THINK FOR A MOMENT I DID NOT NOTICE THAT YOU RANKED ME YOUR 8TH FAVORITE POSTER. WHAT KIND OF BULL@%%$# IS 8TH? I THINK YOU WILL REORGANIZE YOUR LIST AND REPORT BACK WITH THE CORRECT RANKINGS OR YOU AND I WILL HAVE A FRANK DISCUSSION PRIVATELY ABOUT YOUR WARPED SENSE OF PRIORITY ALLIGNMENT.

AM I CLEAR?

[/r.lee.petevoice]

 

[ViolaceousTiger]

Actually, Abercrombie has some nice sweaters.

who cares about sweaters, it's spring!!

 

[vraiblonde]

Totally unrelated...but this is the best sarcastic smilie EVER...

That's a great smilie! What shall we call it? ?

 

[suzeQ]

who cares about sweaters, it's spring!!

You're right, but I often shop the end-of-season sales for the following year.

 

[Pete]

That's a great smilie! What shall we call it? ?

 

[K_Jo]

[r.lee.petevoice]

AND WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION? DON'T THINK FOR A MOMENT I DID NOT NOTICE THAT YOU RANKED ME YOUR 8TH FAVORITE POSTER. WHAT KIND OF BULL@%%$# IS 8TH? I THINK YOU WILL REORGANIZE YOUR LIST AND REPORT BACK WITH THE CORRECT RANKINGS OR YOU AND I WILL HAVE A FRANK DISCUSSION PRIVATELY ABOUT YOUR WARPED SENSE OF PRIORITY ALLIGNMENT.

AM I CLEAR?

[/r.lee.petevoice]

I'm sorry. I was just trying to hide my unrequited love for you. You are #2.

 

[pixiegirl]

You're right, but I often shop the end-of-season sales for the following year.

I'm shopping for summer! Got a new bathing suit and a ton of tank tops already!

 

[Pete]

I'm sorry. I was just trying to hide my unrequited love for you. You are #2.

ok.

 

[Otter]

I'm shopping for summer! Got a new bathing suit and a ton of tank tops already!

oh shaddup

 

[pixiegirl]

oh shaddup

 

[Otter]

 

[suzeQ]

I'm shopping for summer! Got a new bathing suit and a ton of tank tops already!

Great. Don't you love it when the new styles come out each season?

 

[pixiegirl]

Great. Don't you love it when the new styles come out each season?

I do! And since last summer I was preggo and totally not stylin it'll feel extra good this summer.

 

[suzeQ]

I do! And since last summer I was preggo and totally not stylin it'll feel extra good this summer.

That's right. You missed an entire season, so you have a lot of catching up to do. Enjoy.