Slete said:
Very good point. I didn't come on this site to find women just to find out where I should be looking.
You know if you dont mind just a little bit older, Ive found that the nursing home is a wonderful place to search for that someone special.
advantages.
no dating needed, just tell them that the two of you are married and she believes you. (you might have to empty the garbage though)
after you are done, you can leave and not have to worry about calling, she wont remember you were there in the first place
no chance of pregnancy, and if by some miracle it were to happen, just point at one of the old men and call him a filthy animal. He wont remember not doing it.
free pudding if you get there during lunch.
after banging, you can wait 10 minutes till she forgets you did it, then make her think you are her son and hit her up for an allowance.
Disadvantage
you have to like the smell of pee
always being watched by a group of nosey old ladies
the pudding is not really that good in the first place
she still thinks a quarter is a decent allowance.