The Love & Sex Top 10

[CandyRain]

When it's attached to you head
One of the first things I'll notice about a woman is a thick, long and full head of hair.

The head is the body part.

 

[migtig]

THANK YOU MIG!!! GAWD, I thought I was the only one...I think we need to conduct a SOMD poll...

I just think if those are fantasys then some women out there haven't opened themselves up to exploring anything other than the missionary position. :shrug:

 

[nachomama]

Top 10 Things That Annoy MEN in Bed
10) Cuddling
9) When women won't let him see them naked
8) An ungroomed bikini line
7) Women who won't give oral sex
6) When women start an unrelated conversation
5) Partners who are not talkative or loud enough
4) Partners who are too talkative or too loud
3) Bad personal hygiene
2) Unadventurous partners
1) Lack of enthusiasm

Top 10 Things That Annoy WOMEN in Bed
10) Unskilled Guys
9) Guys who won't give oral sex
8) When guys take too long
7) Too-talkative men
6) Guys who get too sweaty
5) Not enough foreplay
4) Bad kissers
3) Over-aggressiveness
2) When guys finish too soon
1) Guys who always do the same moves at the same time

Did anyone notice that the number 1 thing that annoys men is caused by the number 1 (& 2 for that matter) thing that annoys women?

 

[nachomama]

I just think if those are fantasys then some women out there haven't opened themselves up to exploring anything other than the missionary position. :shrug:

Either that or they are balancing their checkbook while they are ...

 

[mv_princess]

Top 10 Things That Annoy MEN in Bed
10) Cuddling
9) When women won't let him see them naked
8) An ungroomed bikini line
7) Women who won't give oral sex
6) When women start an unrelated conversation
5) Partners who are not talkative or loud enough
4) Partners who are too talkative or too loud
3) Bad personal hygiene
2) Unadventurous partners
1) Lack of enthusiasm

Top 10 Things That Annoy WOMEN in Bed
10) Unskilled Guys
9) Guys who won't give oral sex
8) When guys take too long
7) Too-talkative men
6) Guys who get too sweaty
5) Not enough foreplay
4) Bad kissers
3) Over-aggressiveness
2) When guys finish too soon
1) Guys who always do the same moves at the same time

I have to agree with both lists....

 

[Chain729]

Did anyone notice that the number 1 thing that annoys men is caused by the number 1 (& 2 for that matter) thing that annoys women?

True. But, it also works in reverse.

 

[Chain729]

If they are, I'm not exactly sure WHAT people are doing in bed, bathroom, car or wherever they're doing it.

Apparently nothing. And they wonder why the divorce rate is so high.

 

[migtig]

Either that or they are balancing their checkbook while they are ...

Then they need to get a book...with pictures!

 

[nachomama]

True. But, it also works in reverse.

Not with the right partner...

 

[mainman]

Top 10 Things That Annoy WOMEN in Bed
9) Guys who won't give oral sex

They exist?

 

[virgovictoria]

Is it me? Or does this article have :amateurs: written all over it?

 

[migtig]

They exist?

Yes Even worse there are guys out there who attempt to give but don't do it right!

 

[mv_princess]

Yes Even worse there are guys out there who attempt to give but don't do it right!

Yeah that's worse than not givin it.

 

[Cockdiesel]

They exist?

I think they were referring to straight men.

 

[aps45819]

The head is the body part.

"The hair" is a part of a woman we notice.

 

[nachomama]

They exist?

Yeah, they exist. I divorced one...

 

[CandyRain]

Yes Even worse there are guys out there who attempt to give but don't do it right!

again! Are we dating the same guys?

They literally think they have to "eat" it. Ouch! It's simple really. Goes like this

 

[aps45819]

Yes Even worse there are guys out there who attempt to give but don't do it right!

 

[mainman]

Yeah, they exist. I divorced one...

That's what happens....

 

[nachomama]

Yes Even worse there are guys out there who attempt to give but don't do it right!

Good lawd you ain't kiddin. Talk about frustrating!