Great - now I'm fricken Roseanne! 
the stages of relationship
- Thread starter LmbyNippleChops
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mv_princess
mv = margaritaville
This is also a true statement.nachomama said:I know, cuz I keeps you "sexfied"...
I do feel kinda sorry for the next guy I decide to date....poor guy.
LordStanley
I know nothing
nachomama said:
No problem like that at my house....
<--- double meaning
is bigger than his... 
LordStanley
I know nothing
mv_princess said:
Sounds like someone could use a good
ing
mv_princess
mv = margaritaville
Yes, yes I couldLordStanley said:Sounds like someone could use a good
LmbyNippleChops
Nannypams son
I got one
I got a freagin tounge too. I can lick the crumbs out of the bottom of a pringles canmv_princess said:hotnachomama gets me first...you can maybe have seconds
mv_princess
mv = margaritaville
I am not sure I needed to know that.LmbyNippleChops said:
Aren't you somebody on here's brother?LmbyNippleChops said:
Is it Nickel? Or was it BadGirl? I can't seem to remember.....help me out, here.
LordStanley
I know nothing
nachomama said:Well, I've been told I could suck a golf ball through a garden hose...
Ouch... Why would you try to suck one of a dudes "golf balls" through his "garden hose".
It feels better to find how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie center of a tootsie pop
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LmbyNippleChops
Nannypams son
Yes ! !
I can last a long time. For example, my wife does time me with a clock, she uses a calendar
Guess what I use empty bread loaf bags for...(hint) I wear a size 12 shoe
My Mom told me that when I was born, they almost cut the worng cord
nachomama said:Well, I've been told I could suck a golf ball through a garden hose...
I can last a long time. For example, my wife does time me with a clock, she uses a calendar
Guess what I use empty bread loaf bags for...(hint) I wear a size 12 shoe
My Mom told me that when I was born, they almost cut the worng cord
LmbyNippleChops
Nannypams son
Really
Thanks for caring
Like if it were snacksize it would be a bad thing. they are still deep. but since you asked, the regular, LOOOOOONG, deep, deep cansK_Jo said:
Thanks for caring
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nachomama
All Up In Your Grill
LordStanley said:
Guess you wouldn't know, now would you...
How bout this one then...I'm in a bar, me and a couple of my gal pals...talking to a whole slew of guys. The guys start talking trash about what they can do, etc. I give one of my girlfriends "the signal..." we throw a lip lock down right in front of everyone. OR... I take my Smirnoff Ice Bottle and deep throat it all the way to the end of the neck and wrap my lips around the base.
I've had guys drop full bottles of beer and stand in disbelief.
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