wait...TWO weeks??Gilligan offered me a buyout. Two-weeks severance pay and an Arby's BOGO coupon.
I'm seriously considering it.
GFY clown.Why would anyone take a "buy-out" offer from Trump & Musk - two losers notorious for NOT paying people who work for them
It’s not a buyout. Take a breath and stop absorbing everything you hear from crooked politicians and the MSM.Why would anyone take a "buy-out" offer from Trump & Musk - two losers notorious for NOT paying people who work for them
5 years, as I found out.You must retire on an immediate annuity, no break in service. Also must be enrolled in the insurance for a set time before retiring.
You're not just a clown, you're an entire circus.Why would anyone take a "buy-out" offer from Trump & Musk - two losers notorious for NOT paying people who work for them
I'm with you. The media has described it as a buyout, but I've had severance/buyout packages in the private sector and this is not that. I read the email on the internet. It says if you accept it you can continue to be paid and keep your benefits through the end of the fiscal year, Sept. 30. It says you will be exempted from return to the office. But it also implies you will be required to transfer your responsibilities within your agency. Usually a buyout/severance is a lump sum amount paid to you immediately and you are cut loose immediately.
This looks like it was crafted by Elon Musk. It even used the same subject line, "Fork In The Road", that he used when he did the same thing at X after buying it. It sounds like it's a way to push those who might be on the fence to get off that fence. I still don't think it will result in the amount of resignations they think, but who knows.
I don't know what VSIP/VERA means, but I agree they would actually accomplish more if they set a future date and offered a 1 or two year times salary buyout that was paid immediately upon your termination. Maybe that's next.
Ahhhh, but I'm not wrong and you know it. They are grifters at bestGFY clown.
Hence why "buy out" was in QUOTES .....It’s not a buyout. Take a breath and stop absorbing everything you hear from crooked politicians and the MSM.
. This looks like it was crafted by Elon Musk. It even used the same subject line, "Fork In The Road", that he used when he did the same thing at X after buying it. It sounds like it's a way to push those who might be on the fence to get off that fence. I still don't think it will result in the amount of resignations they think, but who knows.
Voluntary Early Retirement Authority - for people considering RETIRING with this, even though they're not old enough yet.I don't know what VSIP/VERA means, but I agree they would actually accomplish more if they set a future date and offered a 1 or two year times salary buyout that was paid immediately upon your termination. Maybe that's next.
Always wondered about this process with the GOV....5 years, as I found out.
I retired 4-ish months before the lockdowns, but my paperwork was held up because even though I had federal health, I hadn't had it long enough to qualify. I'd been on my late wife's insurance up until December the year before she passed, so basically 3 years on my own - with the same insurance company.
I had to go to them and get them to certify that I had indeed been on her insurance for the previous umpteen years in order for Navy HR to allow it to continue on in my retirement. It wasn't hard, but it was time-consuming and kept me from traveling before the lock downs. Which may have saved me from getting stuck somewhere away from home.
2 weeks to flatten the curve my ass.
He also has a history of throwing temper tantrums and over promising what he knows he can't deliver.Part of the reason people don't trust it is - he didn't always deliver what he claimed he would.
My wife gets a lot of the critical Trump stuff on her social media - I keep up with a lot of it, so I'm not easily persuaded - but the post made it sound like DOGE came in with a bunch of college age kids and kicked people out of their jobs.He also has a history of throwing temper tantrums and over promising what he knows he can't deliver.
He made a big deal about firing the entire super charger team only to rehire most back.
Oh man, coworker was going to put in his two week notice today but applied for the deferred resignation instead, he starts his new job Feb 17th. Lucky bastard if it works out he is going to make about $80k extra plus benefits.
I know you are a troll and failure as a human being. I do know that much.Ahhhh, but I'm not wrong and you know it. They are grifters at best
Found your pic...Ahhhh, but I'm not wrong and you know it. They are grifters at best
Thing is he was out the door anyway, so it's just free money to him.For your consideration ...
And with that, will most likely bump him into the 30+% tax bracket reducing that 80K substantially.
On another note, this action being taken is far far better than the RIF days of old. I don't think most federal employees understand the real generosity being offered to them. Where in the past, determinations were made, they were just laid off, with severance. Thought this is a sort of RIF, it is a voluntary decision, for now, for those that want to take advantage of it. In other words, they are really working hard to make the process as painless as possible.